HILLARY "Zelig" CLINTON: WHEN A CONGENITAL LIAR'S RUTHLESS AMBITION EXCEEDS HER ABILITY

12.20.06 | Mia T

[Mia T]

HILLARY "Zelig" CLINTON:

WHEN A CONGENITAL LIAR'S RUTHLESS AMBITION EXCEEDS HER ABILITY

 

by Mia T, 12.20.06

 

 

illary clinton is the not-so Human Chameleon.

She is a paradoxical personification of nothingness.

She is a simplistic parody of Woody Allen's intricately layered Zelig.

The life of missus clinton is a mock documentary about a non-entity who takes on the characteristics of whatever strong--

or useful--personality she comes in contact with.

Missus clinton's life seems small, and there is a reason for it: There aren't any characters in it.

Missus clinton proves what Woody Allen merely hypothesizes: The erroneousness of the almost universally held postulate that everyone is someone.

A Scoundrel's Pythagorean Imperative

Mia T, 12.14.03

z = distance between flag lapel pin and chin

d = distance between midpoint of chin and jowl

y = distance between the midpoint of chin and top button

x = distance between top button and flag lapel pin

   

 

 

It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.

G. K. Chesterton

 

... While America appears not to be ready for a female president under any circumstances, the post-9/11 realities pose special problems for a female presidential candidate. Add to these the problems unique to missus clinton. The reviews make the mistake of focusing on the problems of the generic female presidential candidate running during ordinary times.

These are not ordinary times. America is waging the global War on Terror; the uncharted territory of asymmetric netherworlds is the battlefield; the enemy is brutal, subhuman; the threat of global conflagration is real.

Defeating the enemy isn't sufficient. For America to prevail, she must also defeat a retrograde, misogynous mindset. To successfully prosecute the War on Terror, it is essential that the collective patriarchal islamic culture perceives America as politically and militarily strong. Condi Rice excepted, this requirement presents an insurmountable hurdle for any female presidential candidate, and especially missus clinton, historically antimilitary--(an image, incidentally, that is only enhanced today by her clumsy, termagant parody of Thatcher), forever the pitiful victim, and, according to Dick Morris, "the biggest dove in the clinton administration."

It is ironic that had the clintons not failed utterly to fight terrorism... not failed to take bin Laden from Sudan... not failed repeatedly to decapitate a nascent, still stoppable al Qaeda... the generic female president as a construct would still be viable... missus clinton's obstacles would be limited largely to standard-issue clintonisms: corruption, abuse, malpractice, malfeasance, megalomania, rape and treason... and, in spite of Juanita Broaddrick, or perhaps because of her, Rod Lurie would be reduced to perversely hawking the "First Gentleman" instead of the "Commander-in-Chief."

Mia T, 10.02.05
HILLARY'S COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF PROBLEM
(see descriptor morphs)

COPYRIGHT MIA T 2006

[Mia T]

thanx Nancee :)

[Mia T]

With Bayh out, Warner might reconsider....

[Mia T]

And, of course there's Obama.... who has Matt Damon's vote... and, it would appear, de Niro's. hillary may have Hollywood issues.... ;)

THE ABSURDITY OF HILLARY
(What the media and Dick Morris aren't telling us about Obama-clinton numbers.)

[Mia T]

ping

[Mia T]

indeed

[malia]

"I tell you though, Repubs better get cracking because this witch is going full steam ahead."

I would like to hear a name of someone with potential, but, the media would chew them up and spit them out. So maybe it is better to let the dems parade theirs around, besides it will be hillary clinton anyway.

In the meantime President Bush and the coalition becomes more aggressive in Iraq and Iran and Syria.

[Mia T]

ping

[Mia T]

ping

[malia]

Did you read that Mrs. Barack Hussein Obama is on the Wal-Mart board and makes $35,000. from that and another $400,000 doing something else, a year!!! following in hillary clintons footsteps.

As for the toe sucker - I've never trusted him. In fact, he MUST be working for the clintons - he is still walking around..... seriously, he says such dumb stuff, I can't imagine why FoxNews pays him.

[Cincinna]

Underestimate her at your own peril.

She can be defeated, but only if we all can come to gather and rally around a strong candidate. It looks like that will be McCain, Rudy, or Mitt. Will they have your support, or will you sit back and let Billary tyake over your country?

Think of SCOTUS.

[Cincinna]

Congratulations on another great thread.

[Joe Boucher]

Mia you know that newsweek polled from their liberal readers. You know they would never offer a fair and balanced poll.
And good morning Mia, Merry CHRISTMAS, have a safe and most wonderful one. And always celebrate the reason for the season,the birth of CHRIST.

[bmwcyle]

bttt

[jla]

bump

[E.G.C.]

BTTT

[ken5050]

Hillary: "If I knew then, what I know now, I wouldn't have married BIll..."

[Nancee]

"Nixonian paranoia and fascistic mindset combine with clintonian megalomania, ineptitude and, most important, easy betrayal of America to make hillary clinton deadly dangerous for us all."

I wonder if we have the time to wait for president Bush and the coalition to become more aggressive in Iraq and Iran and Syria; especially when what is required in Iran is an obliterate the regime bombing!

Nancee

[Nancee]

You're always very welcome!

[redstates4ever]

[StarFan]

Fabulous! Is there a part 2 to the Zelig story as tape runs out while he's in hospital posing as an Oriental.