HILLARY "Zelig" CLINTON: WHEN A CONGENITAL LIAR'S RUTHLESS AMBITION EXCEEDS HER ABILITY

12.20.06 | Mia T

[Mia T]

HILLARY "Zelig" CLINTON:

WHEN A CONGENITAL LIAR'S RUTHLESS AMBITION EXCEEDS HER ABILITY

 

by Mia T, 12.20.06

 

 

illary clinton is the not-so Human Chameleon.

She is a paradoxical personification of nothingness.

She is a simplistic parody of Woody Allen's intricately layered Zelig.

The life of missus clinton is a mock documentary about a non-entity who takes on the characteristics of whatever strong--

or useful--personality she comes in contact with.

Missus clinton's life seems small, and there is a reason for it: There aren't any characters in it.

Missus clinton proves what Woody Allen merely hypothesizes: The erroneousness of the almost universally held postulate that everyone is someone.

A Scoundrel's Pythagorean Imperative

Mia T, 12.14.03

z = distance between flag lapel pin and chin

d = distance between midpoint of chin and jowl

y = distance between the midpoint of chin and top button

x = distance between top button and flag lapel pin

   

 

 

It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.

G. K. Chesterton

 

... While America appears not to be ready for a female president under any circumstances, the post-9/11 realities pose special problems for a female presidential candidate. Add to these the problems unique to missus clinton. The reviews make the mistake of focusing on the problems of the generic female presidential candidate running during ordinary times.

These are not ordinary times. America is waging the global War on Terror; the uncharted territory of asymmetric netherworlds is the battlefield; the enemy is brutal, subhuman; the threat of global conflagration is real.

Defeating the enemy isn't sufficient. For America to prevail, she must also defeat a retrograde, misogynous mindset. To successfully prosecute the War on Terror, it is essential that the collective patriarchal islamic culture perceives America as politically and militarily strong. Condi Rice excepted, this requirement presents an insurmountable hurdle for any female presidential candidate, and especially missus clinton, historically antimilitary--(an image, incidentally, that is only enhanced today by her clumsy, termagant parody of Thatcher), forever the pitiful victim, and, according to Dick Morris, "the biggest dove in the clinton administration."

It is ironic that had the clintons not failed utterly to fight terrorism... not failed to take bin Laden from Sudan... not failed repeatedly to decapitate a nascent, still stoppable al Qaeda... the generic female president as a construct would still be viable... missus clinton's obstacles would be limited largely to standard-issue clintonisms: corruption, abuse, malpractice, malfeasance, megalomania, rape and treason... and, in spite of Juanita Broaddrick, or perhaps because of her, Rod Lurie would be reduced to perversely hawking the "First Gentleman" instead of the "Commander-in-Chief."

Mia T, 10.02.05
HILLARY'S COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF PROBLEM
(see descriptor morphs)

COPYRIGHT MIA T 2006

[Mia T]

the theme, if not the bytes ping ;)

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Hmmmmm. Zeligula...

[nopardons]

BRAVA! Well done as always. :-)

[Mia T]

LOL

[Mia T]

thanks, nopardons :)

[null and void]

Thought you'd like it...

[Mia T]

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[Screamname]

How do you like this article that was in the NY Post yesterday, how Newsweak says Hitlery is ahead in the polls against Guliani and McCain?

http://www.nypost.com/seven/12192006/news/nationalnews/queen_of_the_hill_nationalnews_maggie_haberman.htm

I tell you though, Repubs better get cracking because this witch is going full steam ahead. Already I`m seeing the "Hillary in `08" stickers popping up on cars, and I know there is no way these drivers made those stickers themselves. Her cultists which I like to call "Hilbies", short for "Hillarys zombies" of which there are many here, are passing them out.

[Mia T]

I'd like to see the details of the Newsweek poll. The clinton agitprop machine, which includes rags like Newsweek, will be manufacturing evidence of her 'electability.'

As they say in Ireland, Ni dhéanfadh an saol capall rása d'asal (The world cannot make a racehorse from a donkey.)

[Mia T]

The GOP ineptness is a separate issue. I agree with you. They had better forget their usual next-in-line anointing, irrespective of the opponent... which I'm not so sure will be missus clinton.

With her baggage, resume of failure, ultimate retread quality and Q-score, the Ds can do better. Even she knows that. Did you see the Meredith Vieira interview? It was relatively softball, and yet clinton looked terrified. Vieira basically called her old news.

THE DECLINE OF HILLARY CLINTON: THE DYNAMICS
(SHE HAS ONLY ONE WAY TO GO. AND IT ISN'T UP.)


THE POLITICS OF DUMPING HILLARY


'HILLARY'S BIGGEST PROBLEM... SHE'S OLD NEWS'


CARVILLE AGITPROP + THE CLINTON JACKBOOT
'THE POWER OF HILLARY': THE TITLE


CARVILLE'S 'Clinton is electable! Clear the way!' BATTLE CRY SPELLS TROUBLE FOR HILLARY


Nina Burleigh: Do the Right Thing, Hillary


'HIATUS' FOR HILLARY?


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ON REJIGGING GALLUP'S LOSING NUMBERS FOR HILLARY
THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE OF ANNE KORNBLUT


THE ACCIDENTAL APTNESS OF MISSUS CLINTON'S 'PRESIDENTIAL' MAKEOVER


HILLARY CLINTON THREATENED JUANITA BROADDRICK 2 WEEKS AFTER BILL CLINTON RAPED HER (VIDEO)


A HILLARY 'LANDSLIDE'??? NOT SO FAST, MISSUS CLINTON....


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COMBINATORIAL GAME THEORY MAY PROVIDE THE ANSWER


FACTORING HILLARY: WHY WE MUST DUMP MISSUS CLINTON NOW


FOWL AFTERTASTE
(why we must choose our turkeys with a tad more forethought)


TOP 10 REASONS TO DUMP HILLARY CLINTON ON NOVEMBER 7
(And she thinks New Yorkers should return her to office why?)


HILLARY 'the smartest woman in the world' CLINTON USED GYP SHEETS IN DEBATE WITH SPENCER AND BOMBED ANYWAY


HILLARY'S PLANS: A DEBATE VIGNETTE


FROM THE CLINTONS' TERRORISM FAILURE TO THE FOLEY HIT:
connecting the dots


BEYOND NORTH KOREA
CLINTON DELUSIONS, DECEPTIONS + THE BOMB
(THE DEMOCRATS ARE GONNA GET US KILLED)


ALERT! SECURITY MOMS
THE LEFT IS GONNA GET US KILLED PART 6


Unlike Previous Counterinsurgencies
[HOW THE AMERICAN LEFT DEFEATED AMERICA]


HEAR CHRIS MATTHEWS + MAUREEN DOWD DEVOUR HILLARY


THE DANGER OF RUNNING VICARIOUSLY
Bill O'Reilly chews up and spits out the hillary clinton candidacy
(clip included)


SEE VIDEO: "HILLARY IS 'DOOMED'" (more 'plantation' fallout)


SEX, LIES AND SOCK PUPPETS:
HOW THE CLINTONS ARE HANDLING THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR ₄


THREE WOMEN AND A FUNERAL:
HOW THE CLINTONS ARE HANDLING THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR ₃


REINVENTING HILLARY... AGAIN
(clinton machine dumps Geena Davis for Margaret Thatcher)
how the clintons are handling the hillary dud factor₂


SCHEMA PINOCCHIO
how the clintons are handling the hillary dud factor


HEAR SUSAN ESTRICH: hillary plays 'the victim' for votes


HILLARY FLUNKED D.C. BAR EXAM
"the smartest woman in the world" sought less competitive venue


HILLARY!?? WHAT IS THIS MORIBUND LOSER DOING IN THE POLITICAL ARENA, ANYWAY? (bill's bud explains)

COPYRIGHT MIA T 2006

[Nancee]

BUMP!!

[Nancee]

"I tell you though, Repubs better get cracking because this witch is going full steam ahead."

AMEN!!!

[tkathy]

Hillary so totally represents everything that's wrong with today's democrats: schizo, two-faced, a user, manipulative, always blame others for your self created problems...........

[malia]

So who does that leave for the dems to run....