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Man apparently strangled by pet boa constrictor
MSNBC ^ | ec 17, 2006 | AP

Posted on 12/18/2006 4:09:35 AM PST by tlb

CINCINNATI - A 13-foot boa constrictor wrapped itself around its owner’s neck and killed the man in his home, authorities said.

An acquaintance found Ted Dres, 48, inside the snake’s cage Saturday and called police, the Hamilton County Sheriff’s office said.

“People who keep these type of animals as pets should know exactly what they’re doing and what they’re capable of,” Mahlman said.

He said he has seen photographs of reptile owners posing with snakes coiled around their necks.

“They don’t realize they could be a few seconds away from death,” he said.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Ohio
KEYWORDS: 13feetoftrouble; boa; boaconstrictor; doingwhatitdoesbest; dontgointhecage; getoutofthecage; heebiejeebies; teddres
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And if the man had been aware, would it be foreboa'ding his own death ?
1 posted on 12/18/2006 4:09:36 AM PST by tlb
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To: tlb
Somewhere in this story is a Rush Limbaugh analogy. That is what Boa Constrictors do and they always will.
2 posted on 12/18/2006 4:14:45 AM PST by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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To: tlb

inside the snake’s cage ?


3 posted on 12/18/2006 4:15:31 AM PST by Vn_survivor_67-68
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To: BallyBill

A tiger is a tiger, a boa is a boa....and a lib is ALWAYS a lib.


4 posted on 12/18/2006 4:17:22 AM PST by newfreep (islam is a political movement - vaporize mecca to destroy their source of "inspiration".)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Heads up ping!

Pun sort of intended.


5 posted on 12/18/2006 4:18:25 AM PST by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: tlb
The attorney for the alleged murderous Boa said "My client finds these allegations very hard to swallow".
6 posted on 12/18/2006 4:18:55 AM PST by DainBramage
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To: tlb

Should have picked a better pet, a dog maybe?


7 posted on 12/18/2006 4:19:27 AM PST by flynmudd (Proud Navy Mom to OSSR Blalock-DDG 61)
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"inside the snake’s cage?"

Yeah, the old boa constrictor autoerotic asphyxiation thing.

8 posted on 12/18/2006 4:19:52 AM PST by billorites (The People have spoken.... Damn them!)
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“People who keep these type of animals as pets should know exactly what they’re doing and what they’re capable of,”




Just like people who climb mountains should know the risks.


9 posted on 12/18/2006 4:20:22 AM PST by Uneasy Rider
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To: tlb

"but, but, it just wanted attention and he needs my love"

twit

10 posted on 12/18/2006 4:20:24 AM PST by Doogle (USAF 68-73...although it's been said many times many ways Merry Christmas tooooo you)
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To: Vn_survivor_67-68

LOL, well you don't keep a 13 footer in an aquarium. He must have had a "walk in" size cage.


11 posted on 12/18/2006 4:22:05 AM PST by dawn53
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“People who keep these type of animals as pets

Never trust an animal that doesn't come when you call them....

12 posted on 12/18/2006 4:23:13 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (I taped a broom handle to my cat and turned her into a dust mop)
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To: newfreep

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13 posted on 12/18/2006 4:24:28 AM PST by billorites (The People have spoken.... Damn them!)
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To: tlb

My prime rule for pet ownership.
Nothing bigger or stronger than me.


14 posted on 12/18/2006 4:25:26 AM PST by BuffaloJack
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To: tlb

Speaking of snakes.....

Saturday evening my brother called me (he lives two houses over) and says "hurry, get over here now, there's a snake in my living room". So, broom in hand, I get all three boys and we take off. He had gotten it out of the house and in to the drive way (by the use of a golf club) by the time we pulled up. Sure enough, there in strike position was a small copperhead.

So, somehow, it had gotten into his house. He had just gotten home and sat down in his recliner and reached for the remote from the coffee table - and happened to look down, and there he saw it - laying right up against his flipflop with it's head resting on the flipflop.

Needless to say, he had the eebie jeebies for the rest of the weekend. He said yesterday that Saturday night, the fan blew his covers on his bed and it scared him so bad he jumped out of the bed and stayed up all night.

So, for those of you in central Texas - be warned, the snakes are still crawling.


15 posted on 12/18/2006 4:25:29 AM PST by redlocks322
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To: tlb
Poor guy.
He must have suffered some terrifying, very long minutes.
16 posted on 12/18/2006 4:32:36 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan
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To: redlocks322

They haven't made it into my house yet, here in E TX. But have had to shoot a few cotton mouths in my yard. Uncovered a copperhead cleaning around my pond, but it was a cool day and he was sluggish.

I hired a sharp shooter to come and shoot the water snakes in my small lake and pond. When he would hit them they shot straight up into the air like a rocket. It was something to see.


17 posted on 12/18/2006 4:34:42 AM PST by Dudoight
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To: billorites

What did that snake kill?


18 posted on 12/18/2006 4:35:41 AM PST by johniegrad
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To: tlb

We all know what a snake represents from viewing paintings of the Garden of Eden. My opinion, all reptiles, especially snakes, can be removed from the planet.


19 posted on 12/18/2006 4:36:04 AM PST by moonman (`)
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To: johniegrad

Looks like a kangaroo


20 posted on 12/18/2006 4:37:05 AM PST by moonman (`)
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