BE HERE, OR BE NOWHERE!
Posted on 12/15/2006 2:40:46 PM PST by Tarkus2040
Must have been too much mescaline in the breast milk, eh?
I say keep drilling.
I have been trying to get that kinks song, it isnt coming up in winmx
lipa proteins , occlusion....yawn
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.
i'm glad the trolls are gone
Ya, Mike is mailing this one in tonight.
Here's your song, just tape it off the radio.
It's amazing what a little common sense will do to someone.
Lightfoot is nothing if not monotonous, but at least "Fitzgerald" had an interesting musical line. (monotonous as it was)
We're going to see some quiet days here for a couple of weeks til Savage gets back. He said he'll keep the website updated.
I do wonder if the Bushbots have realized that they were the cause of the Republican defeat, though. But every day when I hear or see someone gushing over McCain or Romney, I know that the GOPbots have not learned a single thing from the 2006 elections.
"Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Hanukkah songs. So uhh...I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Hanukkah songs. Here we go..."
Put on your yarmulke,
Here comes Hanukkah!
So much funukah,
To celebrate Hanukkah!
Hanukkah is the festival of lights.
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree,
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me:
David Lee Roth lights the menorah.
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah.
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzarelli!
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too.
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew.
You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock",
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk
and Mr. Spock -- both Jewish.
Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Hanukkah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Hanukkah
O.J. Simpson - not a Jew.
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew -- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby.
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish -- not too shabby!
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is -- All Three Stooges!
So many Jews are in showbiz,
Tom Cruise isn't - but I heard his agent is.
Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Hanukkah.
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Hanukkah.
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah.
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah!
Happy Hanukkah!"
Adam Sandler's 'The Hanukkah Song Part II'
Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Hanukkah
So much funnaka
To celebrate Hanukkah
Hanukkah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
Winona Ryder,
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a draydle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who gives and receives
Loads of Hanukkah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass Jew
We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real
Put on your yarmulka
Its time for Hanukkah
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
celebrates Hanukkah
O.J. Simpson
Still not a Jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't
but now he's back,
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.
Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.
So many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't
But my mother thinks he is.
Tell the world-amanaka
It's time for Hanukkah
It's not pronounced Ch-nakah
The C is silent in Hanukkah
So get your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in Tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy happy Hanukkah!
A happy Hanukkah and a very merry pagan Christmas to all! ;-D
hahaha! it's 5:13cst and no savage thread!!!!
WOO HOO!!
Savage thread on a re-run day?
Here anyway, for a while.
If you actually listened to Savage, you'd know that he announced on Friday that he won't be back until after Christmas (or more likely the new year). The real dilemma here is what you'll do in the meantime. Troll another forum or message board, perhaps? The possibilities are linear! ;-D
Christmas vacation bump.
See you all when Savage gets back!
doesn't mean we can't discuss the re-runs of the best damn liberal talk show on radio...
I don't troll, I just try to keep certain freepers from listening to a guy that donates to VERY LIBERAL Democrats..
"I don't troll, I just try to keep certain freepers from listening to a guy that donates to VERY LIBERAL Democrats.."
There you go again. All the while you pretend to forget that President Bush contributed boatloads of money and time the the Grand RINOs: Specter and Chaffee. Give me a break, pal. President Bush destroyed the GOP and you're still hacked off about Savage. You are not making a bit of sense.
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