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New monument for Bill Clinton...please contribute

Posted on 12/11/2006 6:47:24 AM PST by Gopher Broke

Reach into your pocket and contribute. We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5 million for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington, DC Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.

Thank you,

Bill Clinton Monument Committee

P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

P.PS And another thing... Now let me get this straight Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

God Bless America


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: clinton; clintonmemorial; deathby1000vanities; impeached; liar; rat
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To: Nancee

hahahaha... great thread. I think I can reach into my pocket and donate some lint.

I'd like to reach on my duty belt and donate 2 pair of handcuffs.


101 posted on 12/12/2006 8:31:42 AM PST by Cap'n Crunch
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To: Cap'n Crunch
"I'd like to reach on my duty belt and donate 2 pair of handcuffs.

I say go for it!!

Nancee

102 posted on 12/12/2006 10:21:30 AM PST by Nancee
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To: Izzy Dunne

BUMP!!!


103 posted on 12/12/2006 10:27:31 AM PST by Nancee
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To: Nancee
Here's a monument for ya:

104 posted on 12/12/2006 10:58:10 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
LOL

Fitting however disgusting!

It's the way I think of the creep though. He is one sex addict, for certain!

Nancee

105 posted on 12/12/2006 12:45:09 PM PST by Nancee
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To: OldFriend

BUMP!!!


106 posted on 12/12/2006 5:57:30 PM PST by Nancee
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To: MadIvan

That's a classic, can they make Monica fatter? For historical accuracy of course.


107 posted on 12/12/2006 6:01:47 PM PST by word_warrior_bob
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To: Gopher Broke
One of my favorite threads this week!!!

Nancee

108 posted on 12/13/2006 8:32:30 AM PST by Nancee
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