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A GI in Iraq Asks Senator Kerry for Advice...(YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE)
Chronwatch ^
| Friday, December 08, 2006
Posted on 12/08/2006 6:06:13 AM PST by IrishMike
SENATOR JOHN KERRY 304 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510
DEAR SENATOR KERRY:
WE ARE STILL LAUGHING OVER HERE IN IRAQ AT YOUR JOKE ABOUT THE TROOPS BEING DUMB. WE DO RECOGNIZE THAT YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE ARE BECAUSE YOU WERE ABLE TO GET OUT OF COMBAT IN THREE MONTHS. THIS IS WHY WE ARE SEEKING YOUR ADVICE. PLEASE GIVE US GUIDANCE.
1.) WHERE IS THE LEAST PAINFUL AREA ON THE BODY TO INFLICT A WOUND?
2.) DOES IT HAVE TO BLEED OR WILL A SCRATCH DO?
3.) WHERE DO YOU GET THE FORMS TO FILL OUT RECOMMENDING YOURSELF FOR A PURPLE HEART?
4.) DO YOU NEED A WITNESS? IF SO, HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST?
5.) ARE THREE PURPLE HEARTS STILL GOOD FOR A TRIP HOME?
6.) WHAT IS A REALISTIC PERIOD OF TIME IN WHICH TO ACQUIRE THESE WOUNDS? LESS THAN THREE MONTHS SOUNDS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS EVEN TO US.
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP AND KEEP THE JOKES COMING.
JUST A DUMB G.I.
P.S.--WHAT ADVICE CAN YOU GIVE ME ON HOW TO MEET REALLY RICH WOMEN?
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KEYWORDS: 2008; congress; democrats; elections; halp; iraq; iraqstudygroup; iraqsurrendergroup; isg; johnfkerrysucks; johnkerry; joncarry; kerry; military; senate; terrorism; waronterror; wot
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posted on
12/08/2006 6:06:16 AM PST
by
IrishMike
To: IrishMike
2
posted on
12/08/2006 6:07:13 AM PST
by
gate2wire
(Merry Christmas.)
To: IrishMike
Thanks. I needed the laugh.
3
posted on
12/08/2006 6:08:22 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Rick Santorum in 2008, or 2012 or whenever we get serious about Islamofascism.)
To: gate2wire
Great post! Bump for later.
4
posted on
12/08/2006 6:09:04 AM PST
by
bcsco
("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" ? Anonymous)
To: IrishMike
5
posted on
12/08/2006 6:10:29 AM PST
by
chatham
To: IrishMike
I wonder which stack of mail this will go in?
When a GI requests a congressman's help, I believe that it necessarily receives special attention.
:-) My love for our soldiers is well-placed.
6
posted on
12/08/2006 6:10:48 AM PST
by
bannie
To: pinz-n-needlez; onyx; ohioWfan; Texasforever; BigSkyFreeper; Tamzee; mrs tiggywinkle; Dog; ...
7
posted on
12/08/2006 6:12:48 AM PST
by
Mo1
(Thank You Mr & Mrs "I'm gonna teach you a lesson" Voter ... you just screwed us on so many levels)
To: IrishMike
Just the laugh we need right now! Great great great!
8
posted on
12/08/2006 6:13:02 AM PST
by
OldFriend
(FALLEN HERO JEFFREY TOCZYLOWSKI, REST IN PEACE)
To: bmwcyle
9
posted on
12/08/2006 6:14:52 AM PST
by
Apple Blossom
(...around here, city hall is something of a between meals snack.)
To: IrishMike
Thank you for the LOL today.
10
posted on
12/08/2006 6:16:20 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(The snake is loose in the garden and Eve just bit the apple.)
To: IrishMike
ROFL!
I support those who are not as smart as Jon Carry!!!
11
posted on
12/08/2006 6:17:56 AM PST
by
Velveeta
To: IrishMike
Maybe we should all move en masse to Massachusetts to assist in denying Kerry another term in the Senate. Kennedy's challenger this year received 30% of the vote.
12
posted on
12/08/2006 6:20:58 AM PST
by
Eagle of Liberty
(Sorry soldiers.....your country let you down on November 7.)
To: rlmorel
13
posted on
12/08/2006 6:23:19 AM PST
by
Veeram
(why the does the left HATE America ?)
To: IrishMike
To: Kerretarded
jfffffffffnnnnnk, is toast. Even he is not dumb or arrogant enough to think that he could win in 08. Teresa will not fund him and his closest pals don't want him to run. He will become another kennedy, a lifetime senator from the USSM. Taxachewsits harbors and supports murderers and traitors as senators and like US Supreme Court justices, gives them lifetime appointments.
15
posted on
12/08/2006 6:28:14 AM PST
by
USS Alaska
(Nuke the terrorist savages - In Honor of Standing Wolf)
To: IrishMike
16
posted on
12/08/2006 6:28:57 AM PST
by
litehaus
(A memory tooooo long)
To: IrishMike
There is nothing better than a GI's sarcasm towards politicians. ROTFLMAO !
17
posted on
12/08/2006 6:29:23 AM PST
by
geezerwheezer
(get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
To: Mo1
This is a riot! Thanks for the ping, Mo1; it started off my day with a smile.
18
posted on
12/08/2006 6:30:46 AM PST
by
Peach
(The Clintons pardoned more terrorists than they captured or killed.)
To: USS Alaska
I am saying, get him out as Senator.
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posted on
12/08/2006 6:39:29 AM PST
by
Eagle of Liberty
(Sorry soldiers.....your country let you down on November 7.)
To: IrishMike
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