John Kerry: Dead But Too Dumb To Lie Down

MND ^ | December 02, 2006 | Doug Powers

[ozzymandus]

Good article, except that it implies that kerry had a chance of winning in '04. He didn't, he never had, and all the cheating by the RATS and the MSM (same thing) couldn't make it happen. meanwhile, kerry still thinks he's a candidate, and dan rather still claims his bogus documents weren't cheap, stupid, forgeries.

[james500]

Kerry, Gore, and Clinton all scrapping for the nomination? Sandy Berger alone tars the group and there's more where that came from.

[Christian4Bush]

bttt

[Solamente]

[Emmett McCarthy]

John Kerry-Heinz won't be running unless the misses says so. If he gives her any backtalk, he'll lose the car keys, too. Pitiful sack of crap.

[goldstategop]

I disagree. Actually, all that commends Jean Francois Cheri to the Democrats. They don't view it as a negative. His main problem is Bush is no longer his opponent in 2008. That why we won't see an Adlai Stevenson rerun.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[Mercat]

And then there were the Swift Boat Vets who put the lie to his attempt to play as the libs' answer to the national security issue... that was all so fun. sigh.

[xcamel]

[Nancee]

"After the loss, Kerry went back to being one of the biggest lefties in the Senate, which you can get away with when you’re from Massachusetts, but it still doesn’t work nationally.

Kerry is a loser!

Nancee

[Right Wing Assault]

He's a zombie.

[goldstategop]

He still has all the personality of a dead horse as well as the gift of being able to stick his foot in his mouth on inopportune occasions. Its uncanny the French Poodle is so accident prone.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[Checkers]

Did you know John Kerry served in Vietnam?

[goldstategop]

Most politicians have a record. John Carry's only claim to fame is being a Vet Stuck In Vietnam.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[OldFriend]

And don't forget he windsurfs in flowered spandex and shops for an athletic supporter with his daughter along.

The man is beyond hopelessly STUPID.

[dirtbiker]

John Kerry (who served in Vietnam) has all the personality of a stump, and most the brains of one as well...

The only people more boring than John Kerry (who served in Vietnam) are those "enlightened" folks that actually vote for this walking sleeping pill....

[Beagle8U]

"Frankly, on the likability scale, Teresa Heinz Kerry managed to rank just below “genital warts.” "

That would make a great tagline!

[GretchenM]

Heinz-Kerry later said she was sorry, but, just like an Ike Turner apology, it’s tough to accept because you know that, tomorrow, another slap is coming.

Great line.

The 2004 election may have been the first to be lost due to a candidate’s wife.

No, I'm sure Jon Carry lost it all by himself, but that voters who did factor her into the mix recognized the negative impact, the drain, that woman would have had on kerry's life and therefore presidency, and America's international dealings.

[alarm rider]

There is some funny stuff here. I liked these:

The loss, the Heinz, the flush, the plunge

Kerry’s “botched joke” is only the final nail in the coffin of his presidential hopes. There were and are many others, not the least of which is his wife.

Frankly, on the likability scale, Teresa Heinz Kerry managed to rank just below “genital warts.”

The 2004 election may have been the first to be lost due to a candidate’s wife. At the polls, a few voters might have decided that America needed a “First Lady,” not a “Mommy Dearest.”

Hilarious. I like this writer.