I've heard that the Juice was quite the slasher as a runner
:-)
IF he did it...ALLEGEDLY!
This guy goes into a bar to watch the SC-UCLA game last year, and has a little dog with him. The bartender tells him to take the dog outside, but the guy tells him that the dog's a huge football fan. Curious, the barman relents and lets the little Tirebiter stay in the bar. Sure enough, every time the Trojans scored, the dog barked, wagged his tail and went nuts.
At the end of the game, when SC had won, the dog did a back flip! The bartender was amazed.
"That's great," he says, "but what does he do if the bRuins win?"
The guy says, "I don't know. He's only seven".