Posted on 11/24/2006 1:06:59 PM PST by Admin Moderator
Thanks for your cooperation.
George is fine and currently licking my toes. How are your two bundles of joy?
"There's no Jack S. like our Jack S.!"
LOL!
*huggy, kissy things*
Welcome to the Undead Thread! Otherwise known as the Flying Castle! We have spent close to three years here, in one incarnation or another, and we're always glad to have new posters!
This is a place to come and relax when the other threads are insane. We try not to be too political or too religious, although recently, we have been in the Religion Forum. Not our choice, of course, but since we move once a month, some months, the pickin's are a little slim and we have to hang our hats in unfamiliar areas.
Al Capp, huh? Do you, by any chance, frequent this site? http://www.opinions3.com Li'l Abner shows up on there every day!
We love humor! And don't be embarrassed by your "attempt at humor." Some of us have gone through trial by fire ourselves, and lived to tell the tale. I suspect, once you get used to us, you'll fit right in.
The lower levels are not off limits, but we suggest that you never go there unless someone can go with you...the walls and doorways have a tendency to er..."shift." The bars, kitchens and gyms are open 24/7, and we discourage any swimming in the moat. It might disturb the pleisieosaur and her offspring.
We are actually self-sustaining, and even have a forest, in case you have the desire to do a little target practice. You may even find something to shoot.
We even have our own brewery, distillery and winery!
So welcome to the Undead Thread! The fact that you are brave enough to come back merits an apology...I'm sorry if I goaded you.
(NOT!!)
Translated into the modern idiom, stupifying means to be stuned, as with a beeber-like device.
Man! A cat that licks toes....(to die for!) I used to have a dog that would lick my feet in the winter. But that was when I was a kid. He was trying to warm them up at the breakfast table, as we had no carpeting on the floors.
C&H are beyond anything I could use to describe them. Since Calvin came to stay, the two have become inseparable and acknowledge me only when it's mealtime. *sigh* I feel so unnecessary...
Misunderstanding is our middle name.. wait..
Umm..
Anyway, welcome to the current hangout for the denizens of the Undead Thread.
As you can tell, for December our pickings for a thread to pirate were slim, so we're in a holding pattern here.
Feel free to wander back by, laugh, add odd meanderings as the whim and inspiration hits, and generally raise a ruckus.
(We also could use some extra eyes out there to say, "Hey, this thread looks like a good spot to set up shop..")
{{{{{Brian}}}}}
Whoa! And in public, too! WOO-HOO!
Man...if I looked like Julie Newmar, I wouldn't have had to work for a living! Tall, leggy and sexy...I coulda been a contendah!!!
One word: Orbs.
Forget not the Orbs.
You did look like Julie Newmar. Remember?
Don't mess up my fantasies now ...
Ahyes...my memory is slipping somewhat, but yes...I do (did?) wield the Orbs of Power, and all males must grovel....
Yes.
Memory restored from backup files.
Restore successful!
*whew!*
Thanks, Darks! For a while there, I thought I had lost my touch!
*mumble-mumble* Dang...I need to get hold of myself...
Well, that could be a good thing...I mean, remember the washer...your Touch Of Destruction also doubles as the Touch Of Construction.
Besides...I like things that smell of cordite...
Like I said, baby, I'm a pig for ya!
What. You didn't put a homing device in your beeber? Wassupwithat?
As for cleaning, we have people (sorta) to do that.
Ah yes, that was quite a show.
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