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Thanksgiving Advice
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| November 18, 2006
| Laura W.
Posted on 11/18/2006 9:07:47 PM PST by george76
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To: monkapotamus
She really looks happy with that big well stuffed bird.
To: monkapotamus
Definitely don't want to arm wrestle her, that thing is huge.
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posted on
11/18/2006 9:27:18 PM PST
by
discostu
(we're two of a kind, silence and I)
To: george76
[ Thanksgiving Advice ]
Get off alone "give thanks" frequently to adjust you're attitude..
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posted on
11/18/2006 9:28:34 PM PST
by
hosepipe
(CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole)
To: george76
Don't forget to remove the giblets from the turkey before roasting...(learned that one early on - the hard way). Will not soon forget mother-in-law exclaiming "What..you forgot to take out the giblets??!!*$"
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posted on
11/18/2006 9:30:29 PM PST
by
Mjaye
To: george76
More advice:
Throwing a turkey in the clothes dryer for emergency thawing does not work. (I didn't do this, but someone else did)
"Burnt" is not a flavor.
If you cooked the meal, and someone complains, resist the urge to drown them in the gravy bowl.
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posted on
11/18/2006 9:30:59 PM PST
by
hoagy62
(Happily watching the Left go full-goose bozo.)
To: george76
[ Thanksgiving Advice ]
Instead of Pecan Pie use WALNUTS... Walnut Pie..
Made the same but it will be talked about until you leave this human experience..
No kidding.. you will thank (( ME ))....
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posted on
11/18/2006 9:35:26 PM PST
by
hosepipe
(CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole)
To: Mjaye
See my post 13. I knew that giblets were in one end, but didn't realize they were in the other.
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posted on
11/18/2006 9:36:32 PM PST
by
I still care
("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
To: I still care
See my post 13. I knew that giblets were in one end, but didn't realize they were in the other.<<<<<<<<<<<
Exactly!! Who knew??? I found the neck, but who would have thought they'd stuff a bag in the other end full of weird bird parts. I never made that mistake again...
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posted on
11/18/2006 9:42:29 PM PST
by
Mjaye
To: Mjaye
Make sure there are enough giblets to make the dressing. We buy a extra package just in case. We have gotten 2 free turkeys from Foster Farms because of skimpy giblets...
29
posted on
11/18/2006 9:43:39 PM PST
by
tubebender
(Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional)
To: Andy'smom; bradactor; politicalwit; Spunky; mplsconservative; don-o; boadecelia; freeangel; ...
To: tubebender
I didn't know one could acquire extra giblets! Useful info, thanks!!
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posted on
11/18/2006 9:51:53 PM PST
by
Mjaye
To: hosepipe
Instead of Pecan Pie use WALNUTS... Walnut Pie..
Made the same but it will be talked about until you leave this human experience.."
I must disagree most strenuously!
And make your pecan pies from scratch. The recipe is on the back of the Karo syrup bottle. Only and 3/4's cup sugar though. TRUST ME!
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posted on
11/18/2006 9:55:19 PM PST
by
JRochelle
(Duncan Hunter 2008!)
To: george76
See post 23 for your answer.
:-)
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posted on
11/18/2006 9:56:32 PM PST
by
JRochelle
(Duncan Hunter 2008!)
To: monkapotamus
Not enough whipped cream. You can still see the pie....
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posted on
11/18/2006 9:58:51 PM PST
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: I still care
Unstuff BOTH sides of the turkey. Personal experience. Me, too.
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posted on
11/18/2006 10:00:52 PM PST
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: george76
" I have a question not a suggestion: What should you do when you discover that your female cousin whom you haven't since seen she was ten is now 18 years old and all grown up and really, really hot and you're alone with her in the bedroom where everyone has thrown their coats and she's bending over the bed to get something from her coat and you're standing directly behind her? "
I would say, "That reminds me. I forgot to have some pie."
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posted on
11/18/2006 10:06:13 PM PST
by
Kirkwood
To: george76
To: george76
" What if you are the weird red-haired cousin?"
Bring some of the pie with you.
I'll let HIM know.
To: george76
Remember to actually turn the oven on. Otherswis, dinner will be VERY delayed.
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posted on
11/19/2006 4:27:37 AM PST
by
freeangel
( (free speech is only good until someone else doesn't like what you say))
To: george76
At the table keep lefty liberal aunt Rebecca away from staunch conservative Uncle Bert.
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posted on
11/19/2006 4:32:36 AM PST
by
beyond the sea
( Now that Pelosi Galore is in charge, it's never too late or early to start drinking.)
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