[AntiGuv]

How ultradumb. If an air traffic controller wanted to crash a jetliner he hardly needs to use a rigged pumpkin pie..

[CindyDawg]

Is this a joke? It's a federal law that you must provide meal breaks away from the work area where the worker will not be disturbed.

[sageb1]

Seems the problem could be solved with an authorized take out service and a lower lounge.

[Cicero]

It must be something in the air at DIA (Denver International Airport), or maybe the UFOs in the tunnels beneath the basement. Are these security personnel wearing their tin foil hats?

One of the famous DIA murals:

[TheCipher]

It's like taking away nail clippers from the pilot !!

[elpinta]

Sad, very sad indeed, when the ingnoramus lead our security.

[woofer2425]

Let's kill all the F'in terrorists and this problem will disappear!!

[RobbyS]

Idiocy. When you don't know what you are doing, do something and you will likely do the wrong thing.

[RobinOfKingston]

I'm gonna point out one more time that the function of government is to govern. It does not have to make any sense.

"When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to disolve the political bands . . ."

Well, you know the rest.

[Dick Bachert]

[6SJ7]

No pumpkin pie? How about mincemeat? Apple?

[M Kehoe]

Go figure, I thought this was from the Onion, not the Denver post. Ya know, sometimes you feel like you fell down the rabbit hole.

5.56mm

[Enterprise]

The Government - of the absurd, by the absurd, and for the absurd. But hey - it beats digging ditches.

[Gondring]

What a dumb rule...It's a well known fact that terrorists are incapable of sealing a bomb inside a can. </sarc>

[ReignOfError]

An idea. That bus bypasses the TSA checkpoints, right? If I were one of the drivers of that bus, I would set up a service to deliver meals from nearby restaurants (or even grocery stores) to the controllers. Take orders by phone or fax, tack on a small gratuity, and deliver the food at scheduled times.

A dumb person's policy is often a clever person's opportunity.

[Sundog]

I gotta remember to include this in a book I write.

[The Duke]

AMAZING - next thing you know we'll be aggressively going after and imprisoning our own border patrol agents.

Oh...wait...been there, done that!

The inmates are certainly in control of the asylum in modern day America.

[Thud]

I feel safer!

[Lancey Howard]

[BulletBobCo]

Sting ping for you.