Uh, no, I'm not a terrorist...I don't know how that phone got there...

http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/014090.php#comments ^

[rajuchor]

Uh, no, I'm not a terrorist...I don't know how that phone got there... The Courier-Mail's headline for this one is "Terror link probed." Yes, that's right. By Greg Stolz and Paula Doneman in The Courier-Mail, with thanks to Warren:

A SELF-proclaimed British multi-millionaire named Mohammed Islam who was arrested on the Gold Coast with almost $120,000 in cash is under investigation as to whether he has terrorist connections. Queensland police yesterday refused to comment on their investigation into the man, 22, but at this stage there is reportedly no evidence to link him with terrorist activity. Islam allegedly had $118,000 in $50 notes in a suitcase and a mobile phone concealed in his rectum when he was arrested at a Surfers Paradise bus station on Thursday night.

Give the man a break. Maybe he lost the belt clip for his phone.

[rajuchor]

Another gem from the ROP.....priceless.....

I need to forward this to CAIR about why peaceful Muslims put cell phones in their rectums!!!! LOL

[woofie]

Those cell phones will do that

[uncle fenders]

A phone up his *ss reminds him of home........

[OSHA]

Can you hear me now PING

[WhirlwindAttack]

Was it set to vibrate?

[Sloth]

He had it set to 'vibrate' and kept calling himself from a pay phone.

[OSHA]

Industrial strength PING

[Yo-Yo]

Maybe it was a camera phone, and he was just trying to save money on his colonoscopy.

[bannie]

"It's not mine! You didn't see me put it there! You can't prove a thing!"

Bart mentality widens.

[Gideon Reader]

Rectum?
Damned near killed him!

[Gideon Reader]

Does that qualify as a "Katie Phone?"

[Rockitz]

Maybe he liked to talk out of his a$$?

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

I found a pic of the phone...

[Tulsa Ramjet]

info@cair.com

[Cinnamon]

caught like a deer in the headlights... LMAO

[Slings and Arrows]

Islam allegedly had $118,000 in $50 notes in a suitcase and a mobile phone concealed in his rectum when he was arrested at a Surfers Paradise bus station on Thursday night.

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[ElkGroveDan]

Maybe a guy he works with was trying to talk to him and he wouldn't put the damn thing down...or wait a minute, that would be a Blackberry.

[river rat]

"British multi-millionaire named Mohammed Islam"

They're kidding, right?

Imagine a dude showing up in Mecca named - Jesus Christianity.

Semper Fi

[Rockitz]

LOL.

Technology strikes again- ROBO-gerbil!

[Hand em their arse]

OK FINE, YOU FOUND THE PHONE... BUT NOW WHERE THE HELL ARE MY CAR KEYS???