[old and cranky]

I guess I also forgot, if you drive your car into a lake, leave your girlfriend to drown...you have more important things to think about, like a press conference.

[old and cranky]

When you are caught in a lie...bite your lower lip, point at the camera and blame it on the republicans.

Be sure and get the dress of the intern you just bebopped, don't want any silly evidence sitting around.

[Churchillspirit]

and you can be a card carrying member of the KKK in your youth and spend the rest of your life as a Dem. senator.