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Just got this one this morning and it made ME feel warm and fuzzy. Hope it will do the same for everybody here:
Democratic Convention
7:00 PM. / Opening flag burning.
7:15 PM. / Pledge of allegiance to United Nations.
7:30 PM. / Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 - 8:00 PM. / Non religious prayer and worship - Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
8:00 PM. / Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 PM. / Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15 - 8:30 PM. / Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding.
8:30 PM. / Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 PM. / Free Saddam rally. - Cindy Sheehan - Susan Sarandon.
9:00 PM. / Keynote speech - "The proper etiquette for surrender" - French President Jacques Chirac.
9:15 PM. / Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 PM. / Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.
9:30 PM. / Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn
9:40 PM. / Why I hate the Military - A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 PM. / Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 PM. / Dan Rather presented Truth In Broadcasting award - presented by Michael Moore.
9:55 PM. / Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 PM./ How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers - Howard Dean.
10:30 PM./ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad.
11:00 PM./ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11;05 PM./ Al Gore reinvents Internet.
11:15 PM./ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry.
11:30 PM./ Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.
12:00 AM./ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 AM./ Bill Clinton asks Ted K. to drive Hillary home.
