[Petronski]

When I graduated college I lived in my car as I tried to make my way.

You should have worked as an abortionist, you could have made a killing.

Whooops, bad pun.

I mean, you could have made a LOT of money.

[DCBandita]

Another zinger!! The fact that it's a really bad joke without substance is immaterial - you go! ((yawn))