Sex on a plane bound for Raleigh doesn't fly(Hot'n heavy in coach)

charlotte observer ^ | Nov. 14, 2006 | ANDREA WEIGL

[Asfarastheeastisfromthewest...]

Yes, if they both do it standing up or one partner reclines and the other standsm, its possible.

Speaking from personal experience, are we? Eh? Eh? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge? Now let's have a look at that mile high membership card of yours.

[metesky]

Efforts to reach Persing, of Lakewood, Calif., and Sewell, of Huntington Beach, Calif., were unsuccessful.

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FBI special agent Michael Sutton wrote in an affidavit that Persing and Sewell were on a Southwest Airlines flight from Los Angeles to Raleigh with a stop in Phoenix. On the first trip, Persing and Sewell sat in separate rows, and Persing was served one alcoholic drink. From Phoenix to Raleigh, the pair sat next to each other.

Married lovers are really in it now... He, he.

[Crawdad]

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never thought the stories you guys printed were true until I got on my flight for Raleigh...

[Bear_Slayer]

The bathrooms are really small. One can barely zip their fly in such a place.

What happens? Does one person go into the bathroom, masturbate and come out. The next person goes in a does the same thing and comes out.

Voila, they have both joined the mile high club?

[Just another Joe]

Now let's have a look at that mile high membership card of yours.

I'll show you later. ;^)

[SoFloFreeper]

Sounds like a couple of classless customers.

[RetiredArmy]

BOTH VOTED SOCIALIST IN LAST ELECTION. ODDS?

[VRWCmember]

Just curious, but did you read the same article as the rest of us? You are blaming the flight crew and the rules for this incident?

[way2cool01]

Easy on that caffine...its going to OK today!!

[maggief]

Did Carl Warren Persing and Dawn Elizabeth Sewell think were flying on Clinton's Air Force One?

[stevie_d_64]

You know...I always thought the bathroom facilities on commercial aircraft were designed for a couple of reasons...

You'd think Southwest would adheir to its latest commercial jingle...And include the following statement in the pre-flight brief...

"wanna get away?"

Seems appropriate...[snicker, snort, guffah]

[dayglored]

> Pictures! It is impossible to properly evaluate the seriousness of the charges without pictures.

Maybe this was what they had in mind?

[Mercat]

I just flew in from Aneheim (and boy are my arms tired ka-ching) but seriously, as we were doing the hop from D/FW to KC, with my daughter sound asleep and my six year old granddaughter wiggling around and my left arm sore and post operative, the flight attendant came, for the second time, for "cans only." He had a little black box in which he was collecting soda cans. I had two glasses full of apple juice and we were on the final descent. I stopped him and put the two glasses in the box. He then proceeded to go postal on me or as my daughter puts it, he went Robert DeNiro on me... Are you talking to me? Is there a problem? Very very odd. Over and over repeating the same thing. I tried once to explain the situation but gave up. I didn't, however, retrieve the drinks and since it took both his hands to hold the tray, he couldn't do anything about it and finally he flounced on his way.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Maybe they had a few drinks in the lounge before boarding the plane and she spiked his drink with Viagra and he spiked hers with Spanish fly.

[F.J. Mitchell]

LOL! You are a savage, Doc.

[Don Corleone]

Which is why the Mile High Club has a pretty exclusive membership.

Not for the citizens of Denver..../Snicker

[Howlin]

Sewell told the flight attendants that she worked for a lawyer and it was illegal not to serve alcohol to them.

She must work for Mark Geragos.

[ValerieUSA]

I wonder if they knew each before the flight.

[F.J. Mitchell]

LOL! Sounds likely.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Definately unfit for any thing above baggage class.