Friends, as Chuck Norris says on behalf of Texas to like-minded conservatives all across America: GO VOTE! Don't be MIA and abandon the battlefields of freedom to the Democrats.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus
BTTT!
Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
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Actor and martial artist Chuck Norris (L) and fellow actor Marshall Teague inspect a 155mm M-109 A6 Paladin howitzer that has Norris' name stencilled on the barrel during a stop on a USO-sponsored tour to boost morale of U.S. troops, at Camp Ar Ramadi in Iraq November 2, 2006. Norris and Teague met with thousands of service members, shaking hands, taking photos and signing autographs in a week-long tour of Iraq and Kuwait. Picture taken on November 2, 2006.
"I am an unashamed traditional warrior. What that means to me is that I believe our country was founded upon conservative faith and values, and that it will only be sustained by them as well."
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Chuck Norris has a very clear understanding of what is at stake in the upcoming election. I, for one, am not about to let my family, myself, my country, and Chuck Norris down.
I bet!
Of course, if any of these Hollywood wackos wants to complain, Chuck can simply give them a roundhouse kick to the head.
I like Norris.
I sent my ballot in Saturday morning. It'll arrive Monday at the election office. Usually I just drop my absentee off the day of the election because I like the convenience of absentee, but like the feeling of actually entering an elections office. I realize most do it one way or the other.
Anyway, I'm accustomed to filling out my ballot the day of the election and turning it in. The fact I filled it in, shipped it off so it'll arrive a day early in a year where I'm far more unhappy with the GOP then in past elective cycles, well, I'm I'm not too modest to use my own behavior as an ingredient when making election predictions. Which is one of the reasons why I'm confident of conservative turnout.
Chuck Norris.... one of the good guys! Glad to hear he went over to the front lines with the USO - that's awesome!
Why don't we run Mr. Norris for office? I can think of a lot worse celebrities to vote for (such as Stuart Smalley, Alec Baldwin and _________(pick one)).
Bump! Would love a ping to the follow-up article, if possible!
President Bush's statement to Bill O'Reilly is what the other side calls "fear-mongering", I believe. They don't see the big picture, and this chills me to the core.
Saving the best for last ping : )
Have a great day!
Chuck Norris is a proud and a true conservative. I like his quote especially 'tough times call for tough conservative people! So, if you're waffling on the fence, time to get down and take a stand '
Compae this with the defeastist rheoteric of aholes like Dick Armey, Lou dobbs, Savage, Buchanan etc.
Then go out and VOTE as if our survival depends on it.
I heard that thousands of terrorists surrendered when they heard he was coming to Iraq.
I'm still looking for media confirmation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
BUMP!!!
Chuck is 100% right.
