He also said he had a sore shoulder when he threw a first pitch 20 feet shy of home plate. What a cretin.
He also said he had a sore shoulder when he threw a first pitch 20 feet shy of home plate. What a cretin.
Should have tried the "I was drunk" excuse.
Or "I was molested by a Priest as a teen" excuse.
DU is like an ant hill that's been stepped on today. I must say, it's great entertainment!
We've all gotten tongue-tied and said things we didn't mean to say, and sometimes the results were offensive or explicit, like the old "two pickets to Titsburgh" joke. That happens to the best of us. No problem. Invariably, though, when that happens, we immediately get all red-faced and try to correct our error, usually by taking a deep breath, saying "Let me try that again," and saying what we really *meant* to say.
There is only one exception to this rule - when we don't think we said anything wrong.
Watch the video. Kerry didn't think he said anything wrong.
I was for the "botched joke" before I was against it!
But do they listen? Nooooooooo!
Wow. I scooped the WSJ.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1730036/posts?page=35#35
OMG I'm looking for this video on youtube right now.
-PJ
Kerry's the gaff that keeps on gaffing.
How could it possibly be a joke about Bush?
Bush did stay in school. He graduated from Yale. He went on to earn an MBA from Harvard.
So, Kerry's set up line for a supposed Bush joke makes no sense.
The only hypothesis that conforms to the actual facts is that Kerry thinks the Army relies on drop outs and dunces to fill its ranks. This is factually untrue. Data show current recruits have better academic records than the average American of similar age. Since the facts don't support Kerry's statement, the only explanation left is blind contempt for those who choose to defend their country. This blind contempt has been Kerry's mindset since his days in Vietnam.
What the US Army recruiting poster under "President" Kerry would look like:
Our brave warriors n Irak respond to Jon Carry"
Kerry is no different re his hatred of a strong America and our warriors than 99.9% of the rats in congress. Every rat running for election should have to face a copy of this banner everytime they show their treasonous faces. Pelosi, Murtha, Clintoon, Boxer, Kennedy, Durbin, Levin, Rangle, Reid and other rats in congress hate our military and a strong America. Just look at their voting records the past two years as President Bush pointed out this week.
Kerry is shown leading his fellow hate America and our military Rats to their final destination in American Politics:
Vote against all traitors this election day. Support our troops and their CIC, President Bush.
Mornonic non-sequitur, anyone?
Well, it did give me a new tagline, and it gave dirtboy what I think is the quote of the year.
Come on over and tell us your theory that Kerry is telling the truth.
Should of blamed it on Checkers, the dog!
It was no joke. He meant what he said. The media are totally and completely in the tank for the left. There is no credibility at all in the media.
