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70-year-old ex-SAS soldier dares to tackle four muggers and wins
Daily Mail ^ | 24th October 2006 | Daily Mail

Posted on 10/24/2006 8:31:40 PM PDT by Eurotwit

A 70-year-old former British soldier who fought guerillas in Aden and Triad gangs in Hong Kong showed four muggers how it doesn't pay to mess with the SAS.

Douglas O'Dell is past retirement age but the moves he learned as a volunteer in Britain's toughest regiment half-a-century ago stood him in good stead when he was ambushed near his home in Bielefeld, Germany, by four local toughs.

The former Provost Sergeant put paid to the danger on the street like he once took out bandits in hotspots across the globe.

THWACK! The first mistake came when one of the teenagers grabbed him around the throat and said in German: "Give my your money, grandad, if you don't want to get hurt."

"Bad move," said Douglas. "The only part he got right was grandad. If you're gonna grab someone from behind take their arms and pin them to their waist.

"This joker, I was able to grab his elbow, crouch down and throw him over my shoulder. He landed on his back on a fence and squealed like a stuck pig."

CRASH! As one went down another moved in and Douglas thought he saw him reaching for a knife. The Birmingham-born divorcee, who has a daughter and three grandchildren, said: "I had the measure of him but I slipped on some wet leaves as he came for me and bashed my face badly on the concrete.

"I saw his boot coming towards my face and I thought: 'No you don't, sunshine.' I grabbed his leg and twisted it until he too was screaming out in agony.

"Then I got to my feet and kicked him in the chest."

With two down the two remaining would-be muggers had enough. One peeled his groaning pal from the fence, the other picked up his crippled accomplice from the pavement.

"The last I saw of them they were limping down the pavement like a WW1 trench raiding party who got clobbered," said Douglas.

Douglas, who served nearly nine years with the Royal Warwickshire Regiment before leaving the army in the late 1950s, learned his combat moves when he was accepted for SAS training.

He completed the course and was to join the famous regiment when he contracted malaria and had to leave the army.

"I was upset at the time but I made the best of it. It's funny, but I never thought I would need to know that stuff again, the unarmed combat, but it came back just when I needed it."

The youths ambushed him just 60 feet from the flat he lives in in the British Army garrison town he has called home since 1961.

He went on: "The police only became involved because I went to the hospital with my face. Otherwise I wouldn't have bothered. They didn't get anything – except a bloody good hiding.

"They were German, I think east Germans, from their accent. There have been a lot of break-ins in my road.

"I just didn’t think this would happen to me. I was only returning from a pal's place after drinking a few beers."

Douglas, who spent three years as a policeman in Birmingham before returning to Germany to live after his marriage ended, shares his flat with a mongrel dog called Schnuffi.

He still works, as a delivery driver, "because my pension isn't very good."

Police in Bielefeld are still looking for his attackers.

But a spokesman said: "He had everything under control. These guys picked the wrong guy on the wrong night."


TOPICS: Germany; News/Current Events; United Kingdom; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: banglist; eastgermans; oldgranddad; sas
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To: Eurotwit

Good think he didn't live back home. They'd slap him on the pee pee for daring to defend himself and injure those poor underprivileged youts who were just trying to make a living, after all.


41 posted on 10/24/2006 9:42:17 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: RichInOC
When I grow up, I want to be Doug O'Dell.

Jack Bauer wears Doug O'Dell pajamas!

42 posted on 10/24/2006 9:44:41 PM PDT by silent_jonny (Voting straight GOP. Nobody wins if you cut-n-run.)
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To: RichInOC
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Doug O'Dells' warm-up exercises.

When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Doug O'Dell

There is no evolution, only the animals that Doug O'Dell lets live.

Doug O'Dell does not read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Outer space exist because it does not want to be on the same planet with Doug O'Dell.

Doug O'Dells' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."

Fact:
Doug O'Dell is badder then Chuck Norris.
43 posted on 10/24/2006 9:59:36 PM PDT by do the dhue (If you are not part of the solution, then you are part of the problem.)
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To: freepatriot32

Tommy

I went into a public-'ouse to get a pint o'beer,
The publican 'e up an' sez, "We serve no red-coats here."
The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:

O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, go away";
But it's ``Thank you, Mister Atkins,'' when the band begins to play,
The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
O it's ``Thank you, Mr. Atkins,'' when the band begins to play.

I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,
But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls!

For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, wait outside";
But it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide,
The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,
O it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide.

Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap;
An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit
Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.

Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy how's yer soul?"
But it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll,
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll.

We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints:
Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints;

While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, fall be'ind,"
But it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind,
There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,
O it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind.

You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires an' all:
We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.

For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck him out, the brute!"
But it's "Saviour of 'is country," when the guns begin to shoot;
An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;
But Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees!

- Kipling


44 posted on 10/24/2006 9:59:37 PM PDT by EnochPowellWasRight
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To: Eurotwit

This is a perfect example where FR should have a scholarship fund called the " WLTSYD " We Love That Sh!t You Did" fund.

When these stories come up we vote on if they deserve a prize and for how much. Then we pay a researcher to find that person and deliver the prize and preferably video tape and post their reaction to the prize.


45 posted on 10/24/2006 10:01:23 PM PDT by Walkingfeather (u)
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To: sinanju
Seriously, I gather the real art of self-defense bears little resemblence to those chop-sockey ballets. Furthermore, I gather you don't necessarily need the physique of a Bruce Lee to be able to deal out some serious damage...

Even a little training puts you miles ahead of someone with no training.

46 posted on 10/24/2006 10:04:06 PM PDT by poindexter
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To: Eurotwit
He landed on his back on a fence and squealed like a stuck pig

If it was one of those wrought iron fences with the pointy things on top, or even a picket fence with the triangular tops on the pickets, he probably *was* a stuck pig.

He still works, as a delivery driver, "because my pension isn't very good."

Sad but typical.

Too bad this didn't get caught on tape, I'd have paid good money to see it, and I'm sure others would as well. Maybe the Sergeant wouldn't have to work as a delivery driver.

Of course he could probably get a raise if he switched to guard on high value shipments. :)

47 posted on 10/24/2006 10:06:57 PM PDT by El Gato
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To: Echo Talon
old guys crack me up!

The muggers certainly were "cracked up", but I doubt they thought it was very funny. :)

48 posted on 10/24/2006 10:08:25 PM PDT by El Gato
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To: Eurotwit

Brings a tear to the eye.


49 posted on 10/24/2006 10:09:23 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
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To: El Gato
no doubt, afterwords those muggers were probably like" man that old dude sure was grumpy!" :P
50 posted on 10/24/2006 10:40:00 PM PDT by Echo Talon
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To: Echo Talon

As a vet myself, who served in HK, I worked at night doing anti-vice work in Kowloon, for 6 months. My job was to check on the girls working in the brothels, which were run by the Triads. My partner and I NEVER had a problem during that time. If Douglas was a Provost Sgt, his duties would have confined him to Barracks and not on the streets of HK or Kowloon.


51 posted on 10/24/2006 11:26:37 PM PDT by Never2baCrat (I used to be modest, now I'm perfect!)
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To: george76

thanks for the ping!

"That's the way to do it!"

Oppps I forgot, Punch and Judy is banned.


52 posted on 10/24/2006 11:49:47 PM PDT by vimto (Blighty Awaken!)
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To: SandRat

Ain't that the truth...;0)


53 posted on 10/25/2006 12:19:37 AM PDT by 1COUNTER-MORTER-68 (THROWING ANOTHER BULLET-RIDDLED TV IN THE PILE OUT BACK~~~~~)
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To: Eurotwit
An actual american equivalent for the time period (1941) would be the U.S. Army's Rangers..
They were formed at the same time as the SAS, for pretty much the same purposes..

There was no distinction of "airborne" rangers at that time, as all rangers were parachute qualified.. and trained to fight behind enemy lines, assault unassailable positions, and generally do the impossible whenever ordered to do so..

Anyone that qualified to become SAS or Ranger back then was indeed a "special force"..

54 posted on 10/25/2006 2:39:37 AM PDT by Drammach (Freedom... Not just a job, it's an adventure..)
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To: Eurotwit
"I saw his boot coming towards my face and I thought: 'No you don't, sunshine.' I grabbed his leg and twisted it until he too was screaming out in agony.

Balls of steel. You gotta love the British.

55 posted on 10/25/2006 2:41:38 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: snugs

A great article.


56 posted on 10/25/2006 2:47:42 AM PDT by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)
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To: Eurotwit

57 posted on 10/25/2006 2:55:20 AM PDT by zippy the razor
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To: Eurotwit
BRAVO!
58 posted on 10/25/2006 3:07:36 AM PDT by AmericaUnited
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To: Eurotwit
"This joker, I was able to grab his elbow, crouch down and throw him over my shoulder. He landed on his back on a fence and squealed like a stuck pig."

That is absolutely hillarious and I like this guy!

59 posted on 10/25/2006 1:29:15 PM PDT by Prodigal Son
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