To: mainepatsfan
BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Oakland: OAKLAND , (CA)
--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
To: Diver Dave
290 posted on
10/18/2006 1:39:18 PM PDT by
Skooz
(Chastity prays for me, piety sings...Modesty hides my thighs in her wings...)
To: Diver Dave
This is another Terrell Owens stunt to get out of playing this weekend
303 posted on
10/18/2006 1:42:53 PM PDT by
Shermy
To: Diver Dave
306 posted on
10/18/2006 1:43:11 PM PDT by
ninergold3
(Jesus Loves Me - This I Know - For The Bible Tells Me So)
To: Diver Dave
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again. ROFLOL
310 posted on
10/18/2006 1:44:08 PM PDT by
TaxRelief
(Wal-Mart: Keeping my family on-budget since 1993.)
To: Diver Dave
To: Diver Dave
BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Oakland: OAKLAND , (CA) --Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.Snicker
327 posted on
10/18/2006 1:48:28 PM PDT by
ARealMothersSonForever
(We shall never forget the atrocities of September 11, 2001.)
To: Diver Dave
To: Diver Dave; All
"BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Oakland: OAKLAND , (CA) --Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again. That was GREAT!!!
OBTW, I found this pic. It is a possible BOLO pic of diversion tactics to be used by the terrorists, durring their NFL dirty bomb attempts. BE ON THE LOOKOUT, DO NOT BE TEMPTED, OR DECIEVED !!!
To: Diver Dave
Yes, because everyone else's team has never fallen on hard times before.
*Yawn*
487 posted on
10/18/2006 3:06:56 PM PDT by
GOP_Raider
(Would you like to join the OFFICIAL Oakland Raiders ping list? Sure you would, send me freepmail.)
To: Diver Dave
Too Funny. I sent my sister a link to your comment. Her husband is a rabid Raiders fan.
576 posted on
10/18/2006 8:55:39 PM PDT by
CaliGirl-R
(Everything I know about Dems, I learned from Democratic Underground)
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