To: Diver Dave
BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Oakland: OAKLAND , (CA) --Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.Snicker
327 posted on
10/18/2006 1:48:28 PM PDT by
ARealMothersSonForever
(We shall never forget the atrocities of September 11, 2001.)
To: ARealMothersSonForever
KTLA Morning News" anchor Sharon Tay
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