LOL!! Rating disaster for CBS with Katie Couric.

Drudge Report ^ | 17 OCT 06 | dcbryan1

[DCBryan1]

I really, really hope Rush Limbaugh sees and picks this up today.

COURIC: CBS 'EVENING NEWS' RATINGS DISASTER
Monday, Oct. 16, 2006

NEW YORK CITY
WABC 7.1
WNBC 5.3
WCBS 3.7

LOS ANGELES
KABC 5.9
KNBC 3.1
KCBS 1.5

WASHINGTON, DC
NBC 9.3
ABC 7.8
CBS 2.5

[RinaseaofDs]

"I don't know whose brilliant idea it was to pay this airhead 20Mil a year to read a teleprompter for twenty minutes a night, five nights a week but whoever it was SHOULD BE FIRED!"

On the other hand, the people who set the stage necessary to jettison her at NBC should get giant bonuses. Today is still wildly popular among middle class liberal females with the IQ of an oven mit, and without having to install a cargo door on 30 Rock to get her head into the studio.

[N. Theknow]

You know her ratings are in the toilet when she appears on Letterman.

What next? A cameo on CSI?

[Liberty Valance]

[onyx]

ROTFLMAO!

[nascarnation]

I'm assuming her next assignment is sideline reporter on college football.........

[Howlin]

And maybe she could be forced to interview Madonna!! LOL!

I think Joe Scarborugh has first dibs on that.

[ozzymandus]

Hilarious! What will SeeBS do with her?

[BigSkyFreeper]

Boy, LA really doesn't like her.

Well, KCBS has got the worst evening newscast in town.

[beyond the sea]

Maybe if she did a cooking segment or celebrity interview....

Maybe makeup tips each day from Katie. Extra eyeliner for that special raccoon look.

One day maybe she can have a pedicure too.

[beyond the sea]

Wow, those numbers are terrible. I guess Eva Braun isn't even affable any more.

ROFL

[beyond the sea]

...... the sign behind her should read "no dogs".

[beyond the sea]

She looks a little hot there as the Queen of Clubs.

;-)

[beyond the sea]

Words cannot express how bad she is. I tuned in for five minutes one night, and realized she is way out of her element..

Yes, she really is very poor.

[goodnesswins]

Is that a REAL pic or a photoshop? Just wondering what that inverted shelf is on her front side???? Weird.

[Lurking in Kansas]

What will SeeBS do with her?

Nothing, I hope. LOL. I hope they ride this plane crash all. the. way. down.

I want to see her numbers down there with Hardball. Below 1.0 and at this rate, that should be in about 4 weeks.

[Finny]

Is Katie Couric a really attractive, classy, intelligent woman ... who has enough confidence in her own feminine grace and beauty NOT to get artificial silicone breasts ? YES.

You gotta be kidding. Attractive ... I suppose. Classy? Good heavens, NO!!! What on earth is your idea of "class"??? Intelligent? If so, not so it shows (I've watched her conduct enough interviews, and never been able to discern signs of particular intelligence, although have seen consistent, significant signs of arrogance and condescension). And good grief, you think that just because a gall hasn't gotten a boob job it's a sign of confidence ... Sheesh. Words fail me.

[LowOiL]

There is just something fake about Savage (other than he won't use his real last name or discuss his jewish background).

I don't know his online persona, but he does go into a lot of detail about his heritage in his books. FYI..

[MAD-AS-HELL]

then I wonder why he doesn't on the air...and now Medved brought up the fact that Savage had donated to Jerry Brown (though he didn't state Savage by name).

[Lurking in Kansas]

She looks a little hot there as the Queen of Clubs.

She looks like a dominatrix.

[Laverne]

The only way CBS will ever come out of their funk is if they go the Fox way on national television. Get rid of Katie (even put her on their morning show) and hire a Brit clone to do the news at night. They would kick butt if they had a balanced perspective rather than just another dnc reader. But alas, its against their way...they are in bed with the dnc and will continue to just report what howie/bill/hill tell them to.