[Reaganesque]

Bling H2O was fashioned to make a defining statement.

Yeah, I'm a frickin' moron.

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

I hope we hit them up with a windfall profits tax.

[Cobra64]

Haliburton!

[Cobra64]

Cheney!

[Cobra64]

Bush's fault!

[kuma]

"Yeah, I'm a frickin' moron."

I tried thinking of another reply but I just cannot do better than that.

[ThomasThomas]

All day I face the barren waste without the taste of water, Cool water. Old Dan Tinkerbell and I with throats burned dry and souls that cry for water, Cool water.

The night are cool and I'm a fool each stars a pool of water, Cool water. But with the dawn I'll wake and yawn and carry on to water, Cool water.

[KoRn]

I hear this water has some interesting after effects.

[Reaganesque]

For those of you who "bling":

Bling H2O Showroom Opens June 1st
The "Bling H2O Beverly Hills Showroom"
9885 Santa Monica Blvd
Beverly Hills, Ca 90212
(310) 277-1111

Oh yeah, Bling H2O also has it's own My Space page.

A fool and his money...

[decal]

"Paris Hilton “has tasted the water” as has her dog Tinkerbell. (she sure gets a lot of press for a gal that don’t do much)."

Which one is the writer referring to?

[Westlander]

I'll stick with a sip from the garden hose.

[Right Wing Assault]

Last week someone did a test of Cleveland tap water against brand-name bottled water. Most of them couldn't tell which was which.

I'm going to sell good old Lake Erie vintage for $50 a bottle to the French.

[TexasTransplant]

New Orleans bottled tap water was rated #1 a couple of times.

(Pulling it out of my A$$ I think it was Abita Springs, if I am wrong don't shoot me, it was many years ago, whatever the brand name it was nothing more than Mississippi River water filtered through sand and treated, same product that was piped and consumed by all of New Orleans)

[MistrX]

I'm a moron and this is my wife

She's frosting a cake with a paper knife

All that we got here's American made

It's a little bit cheezy, but it's nicely displayed

Well my toilet blew up yesterday afternoon

The plumber he said never flush a tampoon

This great information cost me half a weeks pay

Then the toilet blew up the very next day

FZ RIP

[poindexter]

There's one born every minute!

[Sundog]

Bling-Bling Ping

[Porterville]

We are all going to hell and people will study our culture in the future wondering what fools we were.

[octobersky]

Wow, and I thought my refrigerator cartridges were expensive.

[Poison Pill]

Penn and Teller did a send up of bottled water on their cable TV show. They took water from a garden hose and filled up water bottles that had fancy names printed on them. They then took the bottles to a retaurant where a "water steward" helped the diners select one of the fancy waters. The most expensive one was called "Amazonia" or some such and had a 2" spider in the bottle like the Tequila with a worm in it. They actually got people to pay to drink water that they knew had a spider in it. They then raved about how great it tasted.

I never laughed so hard.

[EBH]

Love your bottled water but feel a little naughty each time you toss the plastic bottle in the recycle bin?

The Bite:
Use water filters instead - tap water might contain contaminants, but (believe it or not) bottled water isn't always cleaner. Use home water filters such as faucet-mounted or pitcher filters - the best way to ensure a clean supply of drinking water at home.

The Benefits
Save the 1.5 million tons of plastic expended in the bottling of 89 billion liters of water each year.
Get rid of contaminants normally found in tap water such as chlorine, cryptosporidium, Giardia, lead and pesticide runoff.

Filters are a safer bet - up to 40% of all bottled water comes from a city water system, just like tap water.

Personally Speaking
We both have faucet-mounted Brita filters and are somewhat notorious for refilling and carrying hard plastic water bottles with us everywhere.

Wanna Try?
Brita - this is our favorite - $34.99 (refill filters are $32.99 for 2)

Pur - Very pretty, for you brushed chrome lovers... $49.49 (replacement filters: 4 for $37.98)

[HarmlessLovableFuzzball]

Let the free market decide whether $40 water will sell. If the fools want to part, who are we to stop them.