Doug Giles: Raising Girls that Pimps and Thugs Will Hate (Part 2)

Townhall.com ^ | 10/7/06 | Doug Giles

[wagglebee]

Hey, Dad—would you like to ensure that your daughter becomes an inept, stressed out, unconfident young woman who hates her body, gets easily depressed, has no self-esteem and who will probably have critical weight problems?

Would you also like to seriously up the odds that she’ll bail out of school before graduation? What about increasing the likelihood that she’ll bow and kiss the ring of some stupid and abusive boyfriend or husband?

What about making certain that she’ll flaunt herself to get the attention of some Darwinian throwback, gold-toothed, rapping, Murphy’s-Law-personified thug so that she can be the chief hoochie in his up and coming booty video?

Or . . . or . . . would you like to greatly increase the odds that she’ll become a teenage sexual beastess, who (obviously) will have a better shot at becoming an STD wagon or a pregnant teen, who will then (in all probability) do a lot dope and drink booze like Ted Kennedy?

You would?

Well, then I’ve got some advice for you: You must detach from your daughter (like, right now), stay away from your home and let her know (by your actions, showing her no, or minimal affection) that you don’t really care about her life.

You must not, I’m talkin’ under no circumstances whatsoever (at least not for any extended period of time), cherish, coach or guard your darling.

This lack of mental, physical and spiritual input from you, Daddy-O, will exponentially boost the odds that your young daughter will grow up to be more lost than Jenna Jameson sitting in on a Reformed Presbyterian symposium discussing the differences between supralapsarianism and infralapsarianism.

Conversely, if you do not wish an Anna Nicole existence upon your daughter and would instead like to raise a sharp, solid and smart senorita, then you, Father, must get off your beer-enlarged butt and get caught up in your chica’s life.

Listen, mentally-challenged man, your lady cannot raise your daughter alone—and even if she could, she doesn’t bring to the table that which a masculine man does. Period. I don’t care what any splooge-brain sociology teacher at Columbia says or what rancid Rosie propagates. Single moms (as great as some of them are), and/or a couple of lesbians (no matter how mannish they look and act) do not afford that which an involved, non-metrosexual father does.

Raising girls that rock isn’t rocket science. So relax, Dad. You don’t have to start watching Oprah, Rachel Ray or the Bravo Channel in order to assist your girl. Simply let loose your natural, masculine instincts in their provisional and protective qualities on your little lady.

Here are ten things that I have (according to the secular progressives) used to “poison” my girls. All I’ve got to say regarding these principles being implemented is: so far, so good.

1. Teach Them How to Fight.
2. Teach Them How to Shoot Guns.
3. Teach Them How to Sense BS.
4. Teach Them How to Rebel.
5. Teach Them How to Be Classy (That’s mostly my wife’s job.)
6. Teach Them to Despise Anti-Intellectualism.
7. Teach Them to Be Visionaries.
8. Teach Them How to Party.
9. Teach Them the Value of Hard Work.
10. Teach Them the Importance of Traditional Convictions.

Having covered point one in last week’s column, I offer you now my second key to developing a kick-butt babe.

2. Teach Them How to Shoot Guns. With demoniacs now boldly going into Amish Schools and shooting innocent little girls, and with insane, should-be-dead-and-roasting-in-hell perverts and pedophiles prowling our parks and picking on our chicks, I’m a zealous advocate for women getting packed, stacked and ready to whack.

Fathers, I wouldn’t have your girl learn how to just barely use a weapon; I would be aiming for her to be able to emulate Angelina Jolie’s character in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Yeah, I would teach her to be proficient in all forms of death dealing with all types of guns.

My advice to you fathers when it comes to guns is: start them off early (10 years old) and slow. With a proper introduction, I’ve never met a girl who (once she got past an initial squeamishness) didn’t absolutely positively love shooting guns.

A mild .38 Special revolver, or a .380 automatic pistol plus a .22 rifle and a nice 20-gauge shotgun that fits her well (very important), is a good way to get the party started. A year of you and her regularly hammering targets down range should set her up to be a girl no one wants to get PO’ed.

Finally, make sure she gets a “concealed weapons” permit as soon as she can. Remember Dad, the toe tag belongs on the assailant, not your young lady. The final 8 nuggets next week. . . .

[wagglebee]

Conversely, if you do not wish an Anna Nicole existence upon your daughter and would instead like to raise a sharp, solid and smart senorita, then you, Father, must get off your beer-enlarged butt and get caught up in your chica’s life.

Very true.

[wagglebee]

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[wagglebee]

IIRC you wanted a ping to Part 2.

[cgk]

This lack of mental, physical and spiritual input from you, Daddy-O, will exponentially boost the odds that your young daughter will grow up to be more lost than Jenna Jameson sitting in on a Reformed Presbyterian symposium discussing the differences between supralapsarianism and infralapsarianism.

I'm greatly looking forward to each installment of this!

[wagglebee]

Here's Part 1:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1711264/posts

[2ndClassCitizen]

My two daughters feel real comfortable when they have a firearm. Always in accordance with firearms laws of course.

More important than firearms skill is the judgement of when and how to use and handle them. Don't want an accident or to fire off the rounds without hitting your target.

[Christian4Bush]

bump

[GoLightly]

I've been reading along with this, looking, hoping to see the key element get a mention. The closest I can see is a glance of it in #5 on the list. Marry a woman who pimps & thugs hate. Treat "Mom" with the respect she deserves.* Give your daughter an example of a relationship worth emulating. The part that triggered this response... You don’t have to start watching Oprah, Rachel Ray or the Bravo Channel in order to assist your girl. Simply let loose your natural, masculine instincts in their provisional and protective qualities on your little lady.

Who's Rachel Ray? Anyway, I've seen how some guys let loose their natural masculine insticts & it affects their selection of the mother of their children, contributing to bad results. (Yes guys, some of us women do that sort of thing too.) *If a woman isn't the kind of woman who deserves the respect I told you to give her earlier, don't have sexual relations with that woman. If you feel you must have one of these woman in your life, get fixed.

[No Blue States]

BTTT

Great stuff.

[No Blue States]

If its not too much trouble please ping me to any other parts of this series. thanks

(3 daughters)

[wagglebee]

Sure.

[daybreakcoming]

Please ping me to the rest of these.These are a must-read for parents. Thanks!

[wagglebee]

Done.

See #5 for link to part 1.

[CTOCS]

Rachel Ray is a celebrity chef with two or three cooking shows on cable. See Food Channel afternoon lineup.

[GoLightly]

See Food Channel afternoon lineup.

Thanx. Splains why I don't know who she is. I've never gotten into typical "chick" TV fare.

[metmom]

bump to read again later

[wintertime]

Father, must get off your beer-enlarged butt and get caught up in your chica’s life ( from the article)

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Fathers,

If you seriously care about your daughter REMOVE THEM FROM GOVERNMENT SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY~ ( yes, I am shouting)

Fathers also just exactly how much time do you have to overcome the floosiness your daughter is learning at school? Answer: Precious little!

The following is a typical kid's school day, and remember their are 180 school days, plus all those school related activities, and time with their toxic school friends.

Let's look at a child's school day schedule:

The child needs 9 to 11 hours of sleep. The younger the child the more time he needs to sleep.

1 to 3 hours is spent standing at the bus stop and riding a bus.

6 to 7 hours is spent in the institutional school setting.

Then there are the after school activities, once or twice a week or more. ( 1 to 3 hours if travel time is included.)

There is the morning rush with breakfast and getting out the door ( 1 hour)

Homework. ( 1 to 2 hours depending on age)

Time spent visiting with friends on e-mail, text messaging, ( 1 to 2 hours)

Time to simply relax and do nothing. ( 1 hour)

Time to get outside to exercise and play with the neighborhood children. ( 1 to 2 hours)

Ok...So add it up. Where is "quality" family time? You will soon see that many children are not getting the sleep or exercise they need, and they are DEFINITELY not getting time with mom and dad. Then consider that both parents are working or mom is a single, and we can see that children are not getting the adult direction and influence that is so important.

[apackof2]

btt

[alphadog]

A three 4 daughter bump...checked off on all issues...they can even drive my skidsteer...

[Lurker]

. Remember Dad, the toe tag belongs on the assailant,

This goes for young men as well...

L