Dolphins ‘stop smiling the moment our back is turned’

NewsBiscuit ^ | 10/5/2006

[Ultra Sonic 007]

I sincerely hope this is true. This would just be too funny if it were. :D

[MadeInAmerica]

hmmm, the same thing happens with the politicians

[ko_kyi]

They probably are thinking "Let's be nice to these retards who can't swim." Then they turn away and roll their eyes.

[PfromHoGro]

Bush's fault.

[Ultra Sonic 007]

Ping.

(Checked out the rest of NewsBiscuit; I see now that is like Scrappleface and the Onion.)

(Still funny though. :P )

[dfwgator]

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear

You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that grow (around you)
So long so long and thanks for all the fish

The world’s about to be destroyed
There’s no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the world dissolve (around you)

Despite those nets of tuna fleetes
We thought most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women

So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so long so long
So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so long so long
So long so long and thanks for all the fish

If I had just one last wish
I would like a tasty fish
If we could just change one thing
We would all have learnt to sing

Come one and all
Man and mammal
Side by side in life's great gene pool

So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so long so long
So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so long so long
So long so long and thanks for all the fish

[Red Badger]

My dogs do the same thing..........They are probably saying, "Cheap tourists! No fish snaks?"......

[farlander]

Women and children hardest hit.

[lmailbvmbipfwedu]

So long, and thanks for all of the fish.......

[kinoxi]

:)

[appeal2]

Sounds like my kids.

[trisham]

I feel betrayed. :)

[Lunatic Fringe]

[Darkwolf377]

And those chirping sounds they make are the dolphin equivalent of **** and ^&%^#$@*&()@!

[Sofa King]

I KNEW IT!

THEY'RE PLOTTING AGAINST US!

I told them! I told them! Oh WHY wouldn't they believe me!!

[The Bronze Titan]

[Mr. Jeeves]

hmmm, the same thing happens with the politicians

I was going to say - they act like a Democrats visiting a black church. ;)

[Talking_Mouse]

Did anyone read the disclaimer? Emphasis mine:

All characters and events reported on this site are ficticious. Oh all right, Blair and Bush and all the famous people obviously aren’t, but all members of the public are invented and are not intended to represent anyone alive or dead. We will only use real names when public figures are being satirized.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"Californian marine biologist Mike Varney"

A photo of his brother...

[AnotherUnixGeek]

‘It’s fascinating’ said Varney. ‘As the excited eco-tourists climb onto the boat, still thrilled at their real-life encounter with wild bottlenose dolphins, you can see the dolphins turn away and their cheerful expression suddenly changes. They looked really pissed off, and were sort of tutting and looking skywards. It’s like they were saying ‘I AM SO BORED OF THIS!’

If true, my opinion of dolphins as hosts just went way up. Wish I could be that good at entertaining - when uninvited bores come over, I usually make them leave.