To read through a budget takes ages:
It must be digested in stages.
Said Congressman Mark,
"I don't need a bookmark,
I'd rather bend over the pages!" DING DING DING DING DING DING!
Now we have TWO winners!
Again, I say to you, well PLAYED, sir!
...i played a lacross gm 2day...
Hope yr stick didn get in yr way
U all scoared i bet
With yr balls in the net
...d00d, that is just so teh ghey.