"It lost the precioussss?! Nasty, tricksy Republicansssss!!!"
Posted on 10/02/2006 4:31:02 PM PDT by listenhillary
I forgot which week we were supposed to stop telling the pollsters we supported the Democrats and the liberal agenda. October 16 or the 31st?
I think I lost the email that had the stop date and the recommended responses. If someone could repost, I'd appreciate it.
In before the Fnord
Twist your ring to the left and mumble Roves name three times and you will get your answer.
I hope you find it before I have to decide whether to vote on Tuesday or Wednesday, with the Democrats in Floriduh.
I always thought that it was the dems who did this. I really hope that's the case.
I am NOT HAPPY. My Marching Orders for October still haven't come in yet. How am I supposed to keep the Big Machine humming if I don't have my Marching Orders?
I vote FOR Wednesday.
mmm I lost the ring. It's stuck in the drain and I'm waiting for a Republican plumber to show up. (So don't worry, they won't get their hands on the "ring".)
You don't stop til you pull the lever for Republicans, even then you tell the exit pollsters you voted for the Demonrats.
Keep it going right up until election day. I want to see how many 'Rats P.E.S.T. (Post Election Stress Trauma) cases end up in hospital emergency rooms.
Well the media distort and obfuscate every poll they do, what's the matter with the VRWC poll manipulation committee having a little fun?
I don't know, but I did hear that immigration people will be undercover at the voting stations, but we're not supposed to warn the illegals.
Did you stock up on the recommended pharmaceutical stocks we were talking about?
-PJ
Funny you should mention that. I got polled by a phone bot (rather than a human voice) and I did the poll by pressing 1, 2, etc.
It was easier to fake the answers because the machine could not hear me laugh.
I was for Hillary all the way, even in a primary with Kerry vs Hillary!
I urge all to fake the polls whenever possible. Only by making polls unreliable will we be free of these opinion-pushing polls.
EVen when you exit the polls, tell them you voted Demoncratic. That way they can continue to scream.
...and while you're at it...when do we get to stop wiggling on the ground when we are at the gas station, as Chief Moose told us to do because of the D.C. Sniper..???!!!
(not that it isn't fun)
Good point. The media is going to lie about the polls anyway. Let's make them irrelevant.
(don't tell anyone...
1)shake orb vigorously
2)turn over to reveal vast wealth of secrets known only to us
3)tell absolutely no one or we will have to kill you.)
"It lost the precioussss?! Nasty, tricksy Republicansssss!!!"
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