Posted on 09/28/2006 8:49:39 AM PDT by TejanoJim
Border Patrol Agents find two people hidden in a closed toolbox.
The couple was sweating profusely when they were rescued from the toolbox.
The driver, a 41 year-old United States citizen and another person, a 31 year-old United States citizen were arrested and charged with alien smuggling.
The couple were rescued when agents conducted a secondary inspection of a pickup. Agents say the toolbox was closed shut making it impossible for the immigrants to get free.
The woman says she is four months pregnant but did not want to see a doctor.
Look for a heavy-duty mechanic.
... as opposed to....???
And just what do you keep in your toolbox? tools?.......
"Pregnant Immigrant Found In Toolbox"
Sometimes the jokes write themselves.........
wide open........
She didn't want to see a doctor till she showed up in labor at an emergency room. At that point the child would become an American problem and could possibly be facing serious health problems due to the mothers lack of neonatal care.
Metric or standard?
Immigrant as opposed to Illegal Alien? Arent they all pregnant? They breed like rats.
I hope they were deported so this doesn't become yet another anchor baby!
When the agents saw that couple in there and nailed the driver, it must have been terribly wrenching; no doubt after work they felt like getting hammered. After all, it was the first time to see such a thing; not exactly part of the drill.
No ...No... I said hand me the dykes
"The couple were rescued..."
Um, pardon me, but I think "The couple were discovered..." might be a more appropriate wording here.
ping
Now the open borders and catholic charities will jump on the band waggon to delay her deportation for "medical reasons"
They need to deport her FAST.
I am so disgusted by this invasion. It ceased being a joke long ago. Thanks George Bush!! You treat our borders like a joke. You always appoint stooges and hacks to top immigration and Border Patrol offices
When discovered, the pickup truck owner, standing barefoot dressed only in jeans and a sleeve-less shirt exclaimed, "How the hell did THAT get in there?!"
If they are from Mexico, they would have to be metric.
She'll probably just go seek sanctuary in a church.
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