Sure enough, they forced me to get dressed, hauled me downstairs, and threw me into a van. They didn't have to tell me where they were taking me. I knew. Wal-Mart. Every two weeks, the Republican stormtroopers roust me out of bed and force me to shop at Wal-Mart. I see my neighbors there, too. Each of them hauled around on a leash by a Republican stormtrooper. They force us to buy things. How did America come to this? Where are the unions? Where are the Democrats? |
A sad tale this morning, Freepers. I was awakened at 7 am by the sound of Republican stormtroopers breaking down my door. "Oh no, not again," I thought.