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Paris Hilton admits she is stupid
The Daily Mail ^
| September 22, 2006
| Staff
Posted on 09/22/2006 3:43:36 AM PDT by MadIvan
Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has admitted something the rest of the world already knew - she's not that bright.
The 25-year-old star of The Simple Life made her confession to cops quizzing her about a burglary at the home of Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis. She was hailed as a crime-fighter when she told Francis, who has made a fortune selling raunchy videos of topless college girls partying, she had overheard on the party scene that a Hollywood hanger-on called Darnell Riley had boasted of breaking into his house.
But when she was quizzed by Los Angeles police it emerged she wasn't a reliable witness as she could not remember what happened. "Like I really, I don't remember," she said on police tapes obtained by the television show Dateline. "I'm not, like, that smart. I forget stuff all the time."
Riley was arrested after Hilton's tip-off, and earlier this year was sentenced to nearly 11 years in prison after pleading guilty to residential burglary and attempted extortion.
During the raid he took video showing Francis tied up with his trousers pulled down, while Riley taunted him with a sex toy.
Hilton also told police she was the victim of extortion, after 'private tapes' were stolen from her home and an anonymous caller offered to sell them back to her, but that she followed her father's advice and refused to pay up.
"They wanted money," she said. "They were tryin' to sell it to like a newspaper or something. So if you pay somebody, then you're gonna be paying for the rest of your life. My dad always taught me. They'll keep the tape anyway." Dateline also obtained video of Francis being humiliated but has no plans to show it.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: celebrityairheads; devilscheerleader; devilsdancers; dregsofhumanity; hilton; hollyweird; paris; parishilton; roomtemperatureiq; stupidity; wasteofoxygen
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To: sauropod; Toby06
listen, i think she is skank psrsonified, but i have been on way too many threads where i have seen guys say they would take their chances.
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:22:11 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: MadIvan
Har! LOL! Isn't that the truth...
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:22:37 AM PDT
by
Barney59
("I'm currently tagline-less")
To: MadIvan
Knowing you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery.
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:27:59 AM PDT
by
WorkerbeeCitizen
(Religion of peace my arse - We need a maintenance Crusade)
To: MadIvan
at least she hasn't tried to get into politics.yet...
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:28:32 AM PDT
by
Andonius_99
(They [liberals] aren't humans, but rather a species of hairless retarded ape.)
To: MadIvan
She reminds me of a young Arrianna Huffington.
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:29:06 AM PDT
by
sgtbono2002
(The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
To: MadIvan
My GF found a Paris Hilton movie in the 0.50 bin at the grocery store. Yes, she bought it, no I haven't watched it--yet.
To: Pylon
Rachel .. you only
thought you had created a character ...
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:32:46 AM PDT
by
knarf
(Muslims kill each other ... News wall-to-wall, 24/7 .. don't touch that dial.)
To: Andonius_99
Actually she has, kind of. In 2004 she was wearing one of P Diddy's "Vote or Die" T-shirts. Turns out the dear girl was not even registered.
To: xsmommy
Not all guys think with their privates.
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:35:06 AM PDT
by
sauropod
("Work as if you were to live 100 Years, Pray as if you were to die To-morrow." - Ben Franklin)
To: MadIvan
After hearing about her wild exploits, I have to agree she's not exactly sizzing with smarts.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:37:17 AM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: MadIvan
"Look on the bright side, at least she hasn't tried to get into politics."
We'll have to wait for her to reach has-been status for that to happen.
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:37:48 AM PDT
by
Pietro
To: Chode; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Thanks a lot - now I have to get my computer a penicillin shot!
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:40:04 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
To: xsmommy
"but you'd hit it ; )"Not me, I ain't waiting in that long a line
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:43:48 AM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
To: MadIvan
She is saying she is stupid all the way to the bank. There is no way she is stupid. She is actually savvy in her business dealings OR has very smart people around her leading her success. I know some will disagree with me on the term success but I am ONLY talking about financial. Morally she is about zero.
To: MadIvan; xsmommy
Look on the bright side, at least she hasn't tried to get into politics.Yet. She'sat least as qualified as a Kennedy.
but you'd hit it ;
If I was in my truck! Then I'd back up and hit it again!
:)
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:47:37 AM PDT
by
Malacoda
(A day without a pi$$ed-off muslim is like a day without sunshine.)
To: Toby06
I agree with you. Stupid is not appealing. I am happily married, and wouldn't "hit it." I might like to see her naked, though. Then again, as Jeff Foxworthy says, most guys would look at ANYTHING naked.
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:48:52 AM PDT
by
NCLaw441
To: Chode
To use Joe Bob Briggs' spelling, it isn't MTV it's Empty V.
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:50:37 AM PDT
by
NCLaw441
To: MadIvan
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:51:20 AM PDT
by
MonroeDNA
(ID folks ignore the Scorpion God.)
To: sauropod
"Not all guys think with their privates."certainly not your guy.
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:53:30 AM PDT
by
MonroeDNA
(ID folks ignore the Scorpion God.)
To: MadIvan; veronica
One of the songs is called "screwed", I kid you not.
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posted on
09/22/2006 4:59:19 AM PDT
by
Perdogg
(If you stay home in November, you will elect Pelosi speaker)
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