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1 posted on 09/21/2006 1:56:26 PM PDT by Dubya
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To: Dubya

Rick Perry should have kept his mouth shut on this issue.


2 posted on 09/21/2006 1:57:37 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Dubya

I'm amazed at how quickly some will turn to democrat style tactics when faced with a threat.


3 posted on 09/21/2006 1:58:40 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: Dubya

One more reason I'll be voting for Friedman. Perry lost my vote with the NAFTA superhighway land grab.


4 posted on 09/21/2006 1:59:02 PM PDT by peyton randolph (No man knows the day nor the hour of The Coming of The Great White Handkerchief.)
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To: Dubya

you mean Kinky just started getting Sexist and Racist????

Not by a long stretch...and every bit is satire:

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven & Your Buns In The Bed

Kinky Friedman


You uppity women I dont understand
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
Youd better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
Thats what I to my baby said,
Womens liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Early every morning youre out on the street
Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
You gave up your maiden form for lent
And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.

Every single brakeman thats ever come along
Had a little woman always tellin him that hes wrong.
Eve said to adam, heres an apple you horse
And delilah defoliated samsons moss.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
Thats what I to my baby said,
Womens liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
And your coffee makes my hair turn green.

So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
If you cant love a male chauvinist
Youd better cross me off your shopping list.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
Thats what I to my baby said,
Womens liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.


6 posted on 09/21/2006 2:04:51 PM PDT by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: Dubya
Has Perry taken a stance on the United Negro College Fund yet?

How about the National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People?

What word should he use this week?

11 posted on 09/21/2006 2:14:56 PM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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To: Dubya

All this blather about Kinky Friedman is just so much word noise in the wind. Kinky Friedman is a jerk, period. A failed singer, a failed writer and, most damning of all, a friend of that moron, Don Imus.


17 posted on 09/21/2006 2:20:19 PM PDT by Continental Soldier
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To: inneroutlaw

Governor Kinky ping.


18 posted on 09/21/2006 3:04:00 PM PDT by elkfersupper
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To: Dubya

Perry critizing Kinky shows he worried about Kinky picking up in the polls. Gov. Goodhair should have not said anything about Kinky.


23 posted on 09/22/2006 7:37:44 AM PDT by freedom1st
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