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MoDo: Maureen Dowd: Wash those hands before returning to work
The New York Times ^ | 09/17/06 | Maureen Dowd

Posted on 09/21/2006 8:06:26 AM PDT by presidio9

I called Tim Russert to ask if Dick Cheney had washed his hands after their interview on Sunday.

"No-o-o," he replied, sounding confused.

Any sort of scrubbing, I wondered? Antiseptic wipe, Purell, quick shower on the way out?

No, Tim assured me, the vice president did not stop at the basement shower at NBC, or even drop by the men's room you pass on the right as you head out to the parking lot.

According to The New York Times' health section on Tuesday, Lady Macbeth and Pontius Pilate were not alone in wanting that "damned spot" out.

"People who washed their hands after contemplating an unethical act were less troubled by their thoughts than those who didn't," Benedict Carey wrote about a new study published in the journal Science on the "Macbeth effect."

"In one of several experiments among Northwestern undergraduates, the researchers had one group of students recall an unethical act from their past, like betraying a friend, and another group reflect on an ethical deed, like returning lost money," the article said. "Afterward, the students had their choice of a gift, either a pencil or an antiseptic wipe. Those who had reflected on a shameful act were twice as likely as the others to take the wipe."

If Dick Cheney didn't try to hose himself down after his outlandish performance on "Meet the Press," he may be so deep in denial he doesn't even know he's ruining America and needs a symbolic moral superwash.

Since W. revealed he's been reading Shakespeare - including "Macbeth" - I've been puzzling over which character the vice president most resembles. He's got as much malignant sway over the protagonist as Iago, but Iago hated Othello.

The Lord of the Underworld is more like Lady Macbeth, who persuades her partner to make

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Click on the link to read the rest. This is among the weirdest MoDo columns I have ever read. Maybe she was hanging out with Willie Nelson right before she wrote it?

1 posted on 09/21/2006 8:06:27 AM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9

She's just a freak.


2 posted on 09/21/2006 8:07:51 AM PDT by Rocko ("'Fore you call me any dirty names, you better think twice." -- Bob Dylan.)
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To: presidio9

This is one bitter childish clown of a cloumnist.


3 posted on 09/21/2006 8:08:11 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (Ann Coulter: "I love Freepers!" Told to Freeper eeevil Conservative)
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To: presidio9

Heck after an interview with the democrat reporter, I'd want to take a shower!


4 posted on 09/21/2006 8:08:49 AM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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To: Rocko

If ever there were a woman so obviously in need of a man ...


5 posted on 09/21/2006 8:09:00 AM PDT by sono ("Islam’s borders are bloody and so are its innards." Samuel Huntington)
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To: presidio9
I suggest we take up a collection for MoDo and buy her another 6 pack of batteries and a bottle of Kentucky bourbon.

Strike that, make it a bottle of gin.

Regards, Ivan

6 posted on 09/21/2006 8:09:22 AM PDT by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: presidio9

The last sentence posted here makes no sense. None. Can't stand her anyway.


7 posted on 09/21/2006 8:09:26 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: presidio9

Maybe she's on to something.

I always need a shower after reading any of her tripe.


8 posted on 09/21/2006 8:09:31 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Lezahal)
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To: presidio9

Considering where Dowd's hands have been, she oughta know...


9 posted on 09/21/2006 8:10:36 AM PDT by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: mewzilla

ICK.


10 posted on 09/21/2006 8:10:54 AM PDT by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: presidio9

I wonder if Mo gargles after she interviews Bill Clinton?


11 posted on 09/21/2006 8:12:24 AM PDT by Ditto
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Catherine is the ultimate anti-MoDo: gorgeous, glamorous, charismatic, charming and interesting. Catherine can probably write better too.
12 posted on 09/21/2006 8:12:57 AM PDT by Cecily (`)
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To: sono
Are you volunteering?


13 posted on 09/21/2006 8:13:06 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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14 posted on 09/21/2006 8:13:41 AM PDT by BaBaStooey (I heart Emma Caulfield.)
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Such an almost-cute girl....
SUCH A SCRAMBLED BRAIN!!!!!!
15 posted on 09/21/2006 8:15:06 AM PDT by Wings-n-Wind (All of the answers remain available; Wisdom is gained by asking the right questions!)
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To: presidio9
Break out the Wet Wipes, Mr. Cheney. Time for a good scrubbing.

Looks like MoDo is looking for her very own Plan B pill after being so in bed with the Leftist whackjobs.

16 posted on 09/21/2006 8:16:29 AM PDT by sauropod ("Work as if you were to live 100 Years, Pray as if you were to die To-morrow." - Ben Franklin)
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To: MadIvan

Ripple.


17 posted on 09/21/2006 8:16:52 AM PDT by sauropod ("Work as if you were to live 100 Years, Pray as if you were to die To-morrow." - Ben Franklin)
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Looks like MoDo is looking for her very own Plan B pill after being so in bed with the Leftist whackjobs.

Interesting, if repulsive thought...since everything, even making love, is political to the Far Left, does that mean that even doing something as basic as that wracks them with political concerns?

No wonder they're so miserable - if politics dominated every corner of my life, I'd be a pretty grim blighter myself.

Regards, Ivan

18 posted on 09/21/2006 8:18:16 AM PDT by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: presidio9

This woman needs some meat.


19 posted on 09/21/2006 8:19:22 AM PDT by GianniV
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To: Cecily

--Catherine is the ultimate anti-MoDo: gorgeous, glamorous, charismatic, charming and interesting. Catherine can probably write better too.--

She is a hot babe, but she's a HUGE United Nations-loving liberal as well.


20 posted on 09/21/2006 8:20:43 AM PDT by GianniV
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