Oh, no! Let's not go there...
Posted on 09/19/2006 6:48:35 PM PDT by LonePalm
Instead of nuns, picture this as a group of multi-faith clerics singing to one lone Imam.
- Some of the links are VERY graphic. You should be able to figure out which ones from the song. The FR links are to threads.
Sharia
Maria – Music and Words by Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein
Parody and Copyright by LonePalm
They have egos big and won’t eat pig
And burkhas girls must wear
They kneel to pray five times a day
Their buttocks in the air
And underneath their white robes,
They have bomb-vests meant to scare.
I even heard they’re moving to our country.
They’re always being martyrs
But it only gets them dead
They’re always pissed at everything
Except when lopping heads
I’m proud to get to say it
And I very firmly feel
Sharia's not an asset to our planet.
I'd like to say a word while I have time.
Sharia is a crime!
How do you solve a problem like Sharia?
How do you catch that thought and pin it down?
How do you stop a man who wants Sharia?
A Barrett 50 Cal! An M.L.R.S.! MOAB!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell them
Many a thing they ought to understand
But how do you make them see,
That Freedom and Liberty,
They really are the best for all of man?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Sharia?
Oh, please don’t let this headache in your land!
When I read it I'm confused
Can’t see how it is excused
I’ll never understand about Islam.
Unpredictable as ever
Will you reform? No, we’ll NEVER!
It's G*d damning! It's satanic! It's a sham!
They’ll never give us rest
Put their babies in bomb-vests.
They would put a ticking time bomb in a school.
They aren’t gentle! They’re not fun!
Kill a Pontiff? Kill a nun!
You’re a liberal? Think they’ll stop?
You’re a fool!
How do you solve a problem like Sharia?
How do you catch that thought and pin it down?
How do you stop a man who wants Sharia?
A Barrett 50 Cal! An M.L.R.S! MOAB!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell them
Many a thing they ought to understand
But how do you make them see,
That Freedom and Liberty,
They really are the best for all of man?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Sharia?
Oh, please don’t let this headache in your land!
If you were offended, then it was aimed at you. Get over it.
Reread the parody and search your soul until you understand the problem. If necessary, go rent or buy The Sound of Music. It’s probably available at Wal-Mart.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Thanks to TaxachusettsMan for his 9/15/06 post of Marc Sheppard's article that gave me the idea.
I would also like to thank Gritty for one of the links.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Now you've done it. There will more more arab outrage this friday.
Why should this Friday be any different than all the other Friday's when they express their "outrage" in ways socially unacceptable in other cultures?
Good job! There's just something about burkhas and jihad that makes them good targets for parody, no?
Oh, no! Let's not go there...
Good job.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
The Religion of Perpetual Savagery©®™ needs no ideas, nor excuses.
Precisely why it is in perpetual vexation.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Hey, that's pretty good! I see the potential for a musical here. "The Sound of Muslims."
Blaming the Hebrews if I get a blister
Bowing to Mecca and killing my sister
Flying at buildings and tilting the wings
These are a few of my favorite things!
Okay, my stuff needs work. But there could be a whole musical here.
Just don't get too cocky.
And double the body guards and security detail.
If the Fraulein Maria Fan Club gets you, just know, you were warned here first.
Bump
Great job, LP. Thanks..............FRegards
Very clever!
Yes, that's true.
Of course, there are some inmates in the insane asylums who are genuinely oblivious to most things outside their padded cells.
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