"Damn straight. I work in DC. If a nuke hits this snake pit, I won't have to go to work for a loooooong time. Sure, the whole radiation, fallout, and 10000 degree Celcius flash burn will suck, but there is always a silver lining."
A man that knows how to find the positive in the negative, I like that.
You should hear my list of all the improvements in my life if I get evaporated in a thermonuclear blast, it has some really cool things in it, for instance my commute is really killing me.
Lessee, there's an A-bomb with your name on it, and you're bitching about your commute??
You need some serious professional help, pal! I reccommend four fingers of Crown Royal on-the-rocks, splash of soda, and a lemon twist! Repeat as required!
Always worked for me...
When I used to drink, of course...
Which I don't...
Anymore, that is...
................FRegards