[gonzo]

"...You should hear my list of all the improvements in my life if I get evaporated in a thermonuclear blast, it has some really cool things in it, for instance my commute is really killing me..."

Lessee, there's an A-bomb with your name on it, and you're bitching about your commute??

You need some serious professional help, pal! I reccommend four fingers of Crown Royal on-the-rocks, splash of soda, and a lemon twist! Repeat as required!

Always worked for me...
When I used to drink, of course...
Which I don't...
Anymore, that is...
................FRegards

[ansel12]

"You need some serious professional help, pal! I reccommend four fingers of Crown Royal on-the-rocks, splash of soda, and a lemon twist! Repeat as required!"



You may become my advice guru, I'll start on that this Friday night.