Posted on 09/15/2006 6:14:13 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776
Former President Jimmy Carter campaigns on behalf of his son, Jack Carter, at a public library in Henderson, Nev., Monday, Sept. 11, 2006. The former president came to town after his son, who is the Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate, was hospitalized. (AP Photo/Laura Rauch)
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Now I know where this guy picked up his schtick.
LOL ...good one.
With his vision failing and his mind faded, President Carter reflexively surrenders to a microphone.
I told you, It's not my fault - all this Islamist facism and all.
Phallus with ears!!!!
The turd that won't flush, no matter what you do.
A+++!!
dang, you gotta lay down for the dirtnap before you achieve sainthood jimmy!
Damn, you're right. I was thinking Roberto Duran's "No Mas!".
"I lusted after many women in my mind, but I swear her booty was this big, almost as big as Hillary's".
You can tell I am still reading the captions. Now came to THEUPMAN's.
It's tie, IMO, sofar.
Charles' caption describes Carter's current behavior and fantasies of himself to a "t".
But THEUPMAN's caption cuts deep to the bone and describes our situation in the Middle East because of Carter.
"I did not think about having sex with that woman."
LOL - Yeah, that fits too. I had enough of Carter 30 years ago.
By the way: Welcome aboard!
If I were a smart man, I would have figured out a way to make cars run on peanut oil.
Mine is simple "F.U. jimmy"
There is nothing funny about a communist traitor responsible for the murder of untold numbers of Cuban expatriates.
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself: "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."
-- mother of the 64th president, Jimmy Carter Lillian Carter
This is a true quote - you may verify it on google.
jimmy was such a traitor
Jack Carter, the watered down version of Jimmy Carter.... man..how bad can it get.
I've always been proud that despite giving in to dictators and tyrants around the world there is no blood on my hands. See?
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