Why does anyone need to count dog droppings before calling in the Albanian street sweepers for a big job?
This is a question for Freud.
To: Kitten Festival
"And though the turds were rather small...they had to count them all...Now they know how many turds it takes to fill the Albert Hall...I'd love to tu-u-u-u-rn you-u-u-u o-o-o-o-onnn!
To: Kitten Festival
I want to know what safeguards are in place to prevent the same turd being counted more than once.
Maybe each count should require initialing the poop.
Inflated threats lead to disproportionate responses, after all. Fido pooped, Siegmund duped.
4 posted on
09/14/2006 2:03:46 PM PDT by
gcruse
(http://gcruse.typepad.com)
To: Kitten Festival
I found one!
7 posted on
09/14/2006 2:09:18 PM PDT by
KJC1
To: Kitten Festival
You could probably count a lot more if you went inside city hall.
11 posted on
09/14/2006 2:18:34 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Dems - Your conduct is an invitation to the enemy, yet few of you have heart enough to join them.)
To: Kitten Festival
Oooh...this sounds like fun. One turd. Two turds. Three turds....
To: Kitten Festival
Sometimes Teutonic folks are just plain weird.
15 posted on
09/14/2006 2:26:02 PM PDT by
Sam Cree
(Don't mix alcopops and ufo's)
To: Kitten Festival
PLEASE don't make the Genevois do this. Geneva, Switzerland may have the most poupe du chien (LOL) per sidewalk square in the world.
16 posted on
09/14/2006 2:29:48 PM PDT by
Yaelle
To: Kitten Festival
I guess they're tired of " Whiffin' Poop".
To: Kitten Festival
record how many turds they see in the space of five minutes and report the figure as part of an impromptu census. For me it depends on whether I'm watching Network News or Fox. Just joking. I never watch Network News.
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