"And though the turds were rather small...they had to count them all...Now they know how many turds it takes to fill the Albert Hall...I'd love to tu-u-u-u-rn you-u-u-u o-o-o-o-onnn!
I couldn't read that far, I was too flabbergasted. Those people are nuts! No wonder Ahnuld had to get out!
LOL!!!!!!