[gcruse]

I want to know what safeguards are in place to prevent the same turd being counted more than once.

Maybe each count should require initialing the poop.

Inflated threats lead to disproportionate responses, after all. Fido pooped, Siegmund duped.

[Ditter]

Good thinking. Maybe small paper flags could be made with toothpicks and colored paper, or how about if each poopcounter carried a can of spray paint and they gave each poop a spray, or they could draw a circle around the poop with colored chalk. (The ideas are just piling up in my head!)

I am really getting into this, does anyone have a mailing address so we could get our ideas to the right government office? ;9)