Posted on 09/12/2006 8:15:58 PM PDT by khnyny
A just saw a report that said folks on an airplane at Dulles airport struggled with someone who attempted to open a door mid-flight.....
Hey, I posted it a few weeks ago and a nanny FReeper squealed. The post was pulled. So I try to keep it under wraps, which is difficult given her size.
oh... that's right! This thread has a topic!
Here's a link to the latest:
http://www.nbc4.com/news/9834422/detail.html
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CHANTILLY, Va. -- A man wearing military fatigues and throwing punches into the air tried to open the exit door of a jet during a cross-country flight on Tuesday night, airline officials and passengers said.
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(Ken) Wolfenberger said he heard a flight attendant yell for help and tell the man, "Sir, get your hand off the handle."
(read article at link)
The correct reply is: "Damn Yankee"
Heh heh
[the fat broad on the F15]
That wasn't an F-15. It was an F-22 Raptor.
FOTFL
Thanks for link. Once again Hurray for the passengers to have the courage to take down the nut job.
[The correct reply is: "Damn Yankee"]
"Damnyankee" is two words?
Zig Ziglar spoke at Second Baptist in Houston quite a few years ago and told that story. I still grin every time I think about it.
You'd better "hope", nod to Gaia, (or whatever you non- religious freaks do) that you don't get sick with deadly disease, least all those "freaks" come and pray for you.
If the muumuu don't fit
You must not sit.
that's funny...I thought he was being sarcastic.
A young boy goes to a guru, deep in the forest, to learn about God. Many years later he know the secret...he is God, We are all God. He takes leave of his Guru, and head back to city life. On the way, on his path, way down the path...he sees an elephant. The elephant is on the path too...walking towards him.
He says to himself, "I am God, the elephant will get out of the way." The elephant tumphants, and the man does not move...both heading towards each other. Eventually, the elephant tramples the man, and the man hobbles back to the Guru.
"But", he said to the guru, "you said I was God." The guru looked up at him and said, "Why did you not recognize God in everything else. He told you to move too."
Thank you both for replying to my post.
JustaDumbBlonde, I do like the joke also, and it hits home with a lot of people.
USMMA_83, that's a neat twist on the joke also, with a lesson there too.
I remember watching Fox News' Brit Hume in the 2000 election reacting to the reporter (Cameron ?) who was explaining "Y'all" was actually singular; Brit shook his head and asked so what was the plural ?
Answer, well of course it's "All y'all".
He cracked up :)
FYI...the hindu story is about 1000+ years old.
I think it depends on the Scots Irish influence.
I've known people to say, both, y'all, and ya all.
But, the ya all is rare.
It's mostly the older people, with deep Scots
Irish roots, who say "ya all".
That's been my experience, at least.
So, take it FWIW.
Thailand is the key.
...or so I've been told.
ROFLOL
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