Posted on 09/07/2006 3:10:53 PM PDT by NYTexan
Jane Fonda, Gloria Steinem and Rosie O'Donnell have announced that they are partnering together to back a new liberal radio network called GreenStone that they feel can make headway in a medium that has historically been dominated by conservatives by attracting a large audience of female listeners.
"What we are going to offer is a natural counter-weight to Rush Limbaugh," said Steinem. "Rosie is on board to provide the tonnage necessary to do so, and Jane and I will put us over the top. We're going after his core audience: the left-wing, anti-gun, radical feminist listener that Rush has had a monopoly on up until now. But there's a new sheriff in town. Actually, three new sheriffs in very comfortable shoes."
Per GreenStone's website, the station will provide programming that "women want to hear." Projected topics that they will cover include feng shui, plastic surgery and spring cleaning tips.
"For too long Rush has had the market cornered on angry, feng shui addicted women with perfect noses," added Fonda. "But we are here to say that those days are over."
All three women were loath to make comparisons between the new station and the floundering liberal radio network Air America.
"Look, Air America is a money-hemorrhaging, screechingly left-wing, anti-American radio network with angry male and female hosts," stated O'Donnell. "GreenStone is a soon to be money-hemorrhaging, screechingly left-wing, anti-American radio network with only female hosts, only some of whom happen to stand up to pee. It is a patently unfair comparison."
They'll bomb 3 times as fast as al franken.
Instead of Green Stone they should call it "Thinking like Rocks."
So. Where are the pics? (flees in terror)
`Three Stoogettes?'
How about `Dumb-as-a-box-of-Rocksettes'?
Whoobwhoobwhoobwhoobwhoobwhoob.......
;^)
"Look, Air America is a money-hemorrhaging, screechingly left-wing, anti-American radio network with ...... with which we share origination studio and office space."
She for got to add the part in bold.
No kidding - there are leasing space and vacated Err America office space from Piquant LLC, parent of Err America as Err America staff slowly leaves or is fired ...
Too bad it's fake. It's about time for a national lesbian radio show.
They should try to take on someone lower in the talk radio ratings before they aim at Rush. To many have failed time to set their sights lower. Here in liberal MN. they have an almost all female libs. station and the only one with ratings is the token conservative DR. Laura.
just tooo damn funny... 8^)
LOL!....My, My, Rush is just quaking in his boots slippers :^)
with rosie around, there's NOBODY that can do that heavy lifting!!
"Three Sheriffs In Comfortable Shoes" Set To Take On Limbaugh
Entertainers............................so full of themselves.
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