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Vanity: Why Mommy Is A Democrat (A different kind of childrens book) Get ready to laugh
Little Democrats ^ | Jeremy Zilber

Posted on 09/06/2006 10:29:45 AM PDT by slowhand520

I am sorry after hearing Rush talk about this I had to post it.

Check out the sample pages:

http://littledemocrats.net/samples.html

Notice the elephant that the mommy is protecting her children from.


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When a dog comes to rip your tail off, don't go running to mommy for protection because all she's gonna do is try to talk to the dog and understand why he hates squirrels so much. Then she will offer him some nuts and try to continue peace talks, all the while the dog is working his way up your tail and now crushing the life out of your little squirrel body. But take comfort, because of her constant appeasement, mommy squirrel will be the last to die a horrific bloody death. Warms the heart, don't it?
41 posted on 09/06/2006 10:48:14 AM PDT by texan75010
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To: rock_lobsta

Mommy's a Democrat; Unfortunately, Mommy has no self-esteem, so she's afraid to ask Daddy to marry her. He talks about being too modern for such an anachronistic institution, but the real reason is he doesn't want to give Mommy any money if she finds him naked with guys from the University theater department.


42 posted on 09/06/2006 10:48:43 AM PDT by dangus
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To: rock_lobsta
and our cat Zachary - all lifelong Democrats"

I bet the bloody cat is registered to vote, too ... I won't comment on the probability that he is, in fact, the actual, biological father of his "parther's" daughter.

43 posted on 09/06/2006 10:49:02 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: rock_lobsta
"I currently live in Madison, Wisconsin with my partner Julia, her daughter... and our cat Zachary - all lifelong Democrats"

I'd hate to break it to "Mommy" (You know this guy tries on his "Partner's" pantsuits when she's not around), but no self respecting cat would ever be a democrap. Cats are self-reliant.
44 posted on 09/06/2006 10:49:14 AM PDT by exile (Mrs. Exile - "Yes you're the greatest husband ever, now put on some pants")
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To: Petronski
...my partner Julia

Looks like he left off the "n" at the end of his partners' name.

45 posted on 09/06/2006 10:49:24 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: slowhand520

What's the deal with the urban outdoorsman in the cap? He's in every picture.


46 posted on 09/06/2006 10:49:44 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - Okay?)
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To: KarlInOhio
Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!
47 posted on 09/06/2006 10:50:50 AM PDT by demkicker (democrats and terrorists are intimate bedfellows)
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To: slowhand520

Thanks.


48 posted on 09/06/2006 10:51:19 AM PDT by ConservativeMind
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To: KarlInOhio


49 posted on 09/06/2006 10:51:56 AM PDT by mnehring (http://abaraxas.blogspot.com/)
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To: rock_lobsta

Does this guy not look exactly like Paul Giamatti?


50 posted on 09/06/2006 10:55:07 AM PDT by Rastus
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Because "Daddy the Conservative" found out mommy was "sharing her toys" with everybody - and he kicked her butt out....

ROFLMAO !!!!

51 posted on 09/06/2006 10:56:16 AM PDT by Ouderkirk (Don't you think it's interesting how death and destruction seems to happen wherever Muslims gather?)
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To: freedomlover

> What's the deal with the urban outdoorsman in the cap? He's in every picture.

Big Brother is watching...


52 posted on 09/06/2006 10:56:24 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.)
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To: slowhand520

Mommy is a Democrat because, she likes uh, animals you know, like the environment...and likes helping people and stuff. Uh, and like medicine should be, like, free you know and marijuana maybe also, but like not for kids...uh ok. Uh, what was I saying? Oh yeah...like soooo many Hollywood stars are, like, uh Democrats you know, cause they are like soooo smart and we should all try to be caring for like the environment and stuff, just like they are, you know. That would be cool, like, you know.


53 posted on 09/06/2006 10:57:33 AM PDT by Gator101
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To: OneWingedShark

I'm surprised mommy didn't buy her little tree rats Guy Fawkes masks...


54 posted on 09/06/2006 10:58:01 AM PDT by mnehring (http://abaraxas.blogspot.com/)
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To: slowhand520

I hope it's a picture book for all the kids from Democratic run schools that can't read....


55 posted on 09/06/2006 11:01:45 AM PDT by Tzimisce (How Would Mohammed Vote? Hillary for President! www.dndorks.com)
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To: mnehrling

Now I'd buy your book!


56 posted on 09/06/2006 11:02:16 AM PDT by Shimmer128 (kûlia i ka nu`u. We will strive toward the summit)
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To: Shimmer128

Not mine, just Google...


57 posted on 09/06/2006 11:03:12 AM PDT by mnehring (http://abaraxas.blogspot.com/)
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To: slowhand520

BUMP


58 posted on 09/06/2006 11:04:10 AM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: NRA1995

That caption begs a question.

Since democrats make sure we all share our toys, just like Mommy does, what toys is mommy sharing?

If it's what I think she is sharing, Daddy probably kicked her butt out for cheating.


59 posted on 09/06/2006 11:04:25 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The media and the democrats are the biggest supporters of the terrorists.)
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To: NRA1995

So why doesn't Mommy Rodent go share anything with the homeless guy?


60 posted on 09/06/2006 11:10:22 AM PDT by P-40 (Al Qaeda was working in Iraq. They were just undocumented.)
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