Posted on 09/06/2006 7:05:59 AM PDT by aculeus
Methinks there is something rotten in the state of Denmark.......
All is the asymptotic limit of mostly.
I guess the important distinction for the NY Times is that between young Muslims and old Muslims.
I seriously considered that possibility until I read the "oldest" is 35.
as we all know, unless you are a conservative, you can't really be held responsible for your actions until you turn at least 35.
"Danish intelligence officials said the men were between 18 and 35 and were Muslims
Not to defend the New York Slimes, but possibly the word "mostly" modified "young." After all, most jihadists have blown themselves straight into Hell with Mohammed and the 72 hags long before the age of 35.
Yup !
"...the men were between 18 and 35 and were Muslims . "
Multiple Choice Test
1. In 1968, Robert F. Kennedy was assassinated in Los Angeles by
(a) Superman,
(b) Jay Leno,
(c) Tiger Woods,
(d) a man from Palestine between 17 and 40 years old.
2. In 1972, 11 Israeli athletes were kidnapped and killed at the Munich Olympics by
(a) the kid who cuts your grass,
(b) Sitting Bull,
(c) Arnold Schwarzenegger,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
3. In 1979, the US Embassy in Tehran was over-ran & 52 Americans were held for 444 days by
(a) Bruce Lee,
(b) Elvis Presley's deceased twin brother,
(c) a tour group of Minnesota grandmothers,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
4. During the 1980s, several Americans were kidnapped in Beirut by
(a) O J Simpson,
(b) the king of Sweden,
(c) the pope and a gang of Cardinals,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
5. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Lebanon was blown up, killing 220 Marines, by
(a) a Domino's Pizza delivery man,
(b) the president of the Southern Baptist Convention,
(c) Catherine Zeta-Jones,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
6. In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70-year-old American passenger thrown overboard in his wheelchair by
(a) Sugar Ray Leonard,
(b) your next door neighbor,
(c) the Little Mermaid,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
7. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by
(a) Captain Kangaroo,
(b)Walt Disney,
(c) Mother Teresa,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
8. In 1988, Pan American Flight 103 was destroyed by a bomb in midair by
(a) Butch Cassidy,
(b) the Sundance Kid,
(c) the Tooth Fairy,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
9. The World Trade Center was bombed the first time in 1993 by
(a) Stonewall Jackson,
(b) Michael Jordan,
(c) Winston Churchill,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
10. In 1998, U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by
(a) Santa Claus,
(b) your sister's cat's grandmother's first owner's son's basketball coach's ex-wife,
(c) the World Wrestling Federation,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
11. On September 11, 2001, airliners were hijacked to crash into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon by
(a) Bugs Bunny,
(b) Bob the Tomato,
(c) Ricky Martin,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
12. In 2002, Daniel Pearl of the Wall Street Journal was kidnapped and beheaded by
(a) Bonnie and Clyde,
(b) the Michelin man,
(c) Barney Fife,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
13. In July of 2005, several targets were attacked in central London, killing 52 persons, by
(a) the Orkin Man,
(b) Margaret Thatcher,
(c) Mr. Goodwrench,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
That "mostly muslim" comment had me thinking that maybe a couple of alienated Lutherans had taken up jihad.
I think this is significant progress. Since 7/7 the radicals have moved alot of their opperations to Denmark and Holland. Even those "open societies" aren't going to tollerate the destructions the Islamofacists promise.
"That "mostly muslim" comment had me thinking that maybe a couple of alienated Lutherans had taken up jihad."
That or mixed marriages with sons who were over 50% Muslim.
Good one!
Thanks.
Not any grandmothers from Japan nor Norway.
Dave, I have evidence that the Airport Security guys amy have accepted your theory. In Columbus, OH, They were threatening to strip-search an 85-year-old, Mrs. Olsen from Lake Minnetonka. A dangerous radical Lutheran if I ever saw one, stoned on lutefisk and looking for jihad-trouble.
OTOH, the Security guys were Somali Muslims between 17 and 40 years old. Go figure.
Just a coincidence. Lutherans do this stuff all the time. We just never hear about it /conspiracy
The TSA guys/gals/its are very unpredictable.
A couple of years ago, we flew back for my MIL's funeral with quickly made reservations.
Apparently, my wife who is very fair skinned and reddish/blonde aka Copper hair, had the honor of triggering the full Monty search both ways, and I was along because I was with her.
After she was patted down on the way there, the female/it TSA started going through the books she was carrying in her carry on bag and started asking questions. Finally, I had enough and started asking questions about Ludlum as she held his latest book, like, "Do you thing that he writes any of his books any more? Does TSA really inspect Ludlum if he comes through because he is so left wing now?
She and her supervisor glared at me and let her and me go on the check in line.
On the way back, we got into an even more severe search. We and others were herded into a small room with other herdees. Again my fair skinned wife was the target. I was through with my benign questions and wanding with no pat down. Finally after about 3 minutes of watching my wife get hassled, I signalled the supervisor over. He asked me what I wanted. I asked him if it was normal procedure to put a grandmother through this flipping bs particuliarly since she buried her mother the day before. He said they didn't know that my wife's Mother had just died. I said, "You do now, you f-----g a's." Then, he said due to the short buytime of the tickets she hit the unlucky random number to be really searched. I just glared at him until he waved to the female/it TSAer to let my wife go.
On the way out of the small room, a pilot for the airline, was stuffing his shirt back in his pants and putting his shoes back on. I looked at him and his harrassers and said, "Must be the PC day to harrass fair skinned blondes with no accent.!" His harrassers let him go on through.
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