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Let's Help Katie With Her Sign Off (Vanity)
Sept. 6, 2006
Posted on 09/06/2006 6:44:40 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
Last night Katie asked for our help in deciding how she should sign off at the end of her new news(?) program. Let's see what we can come up with.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: fakebutaccurate; nolegsnoratings
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To: COUNTrecount
From the files of Rathergate: "CBS News: We distort, you deride"
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posted on
09/06/2006 8:49:34 AM PDT
by
bt_dooftlook
(Democrats - the "No Child/Left/Behind" Party)
To: DCPatriot
I have a friend of the female gender with legs far better than Katie Couric could ever buy.
122
posted on
09/06/2006 8:55:35 AM PDT
by
Terpfen
(And in the second year, Nick Saban said "Let there be a franchise quarterback...")
To: COUNTrecount
"Good night, I'm Katie Couric and I'm a Capricorn."
To: COUNTrecount
That's the world tonight from my perspective, join me again tomorrow for more left wing horse crap. I'm Katie Colon, Good night.
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posted on
09/06/2006 9:03:49 AM PDT
by
hiramknight
(going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordian...Schwarpskoff)
To: COUNTrecount
Couric: "And that's the way we, at SeeB.S., wish it was..."
To: Terpfen
126
posted on
09/06/2006 9:11:58 AM PDT
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
To: COUNTrecount
I sent in this:
That's all the news that's Left for today.
To: COUNTrecount
"We all know that crap is king, eat your dirty laundry."
To: COUNTrecount
"That's tonights seeBS News Digest!
We digested the news and you just got what's Left!"
To: COUNTrecount
I think she is embarrassing! Why would a self-professed journalist ask for suggestions on how to sign off? It shows a total lack of confidence. You didn't see Brian Williams or Brit Hume "asking" for such advice...or even thinking that any of us cared enough to give it.
For me, I'll always love Brit's..."fair, balanced, and unafraid"
If Couric can't figure this out, why should we listen to anything she says???
To: patriotspride
Yea! Hey Katie take a million and go buy one! Maybe Howard Dean has one he'll sell cheap!
131
posted on
09/06/2006 3:04:20 PM PDT
by
klb1
(I stand with GWB)
To: t2buckeye
i'm so glad I checked to see if someone else felt the way I did. You express exactly how I feel about Katie's silly little contest to come up with a cutesy pie sign-off.
You wrote:
"I think she is embarrassing! Why would a self-professed journalist ask for suggestions on how to sign off? It shows a total lack of confidence. You didn't see Brian Williams or Brit Hume "asking" for such advice...or even thinking that any of us cared enough to give it.
For me, I'll always love Brit's..."fair, balanced, and unafraid"
If Couric can't figure this out, why should we listen to anything she says???"
Bravo!
132
posted on
09/06/2006 5:40:58 PM PDT
by
YaYa123
To: COUNTrecount
So, you like my legs...
USE A CONDOM!
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posted on
09/06/2006 5:42:08 PM PDT
by
JOE6PAK
(Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me-for meeeeeee!)
To: COUNTrecount
Dear CBS,
I don't care how Ms. Couric signs off her nightly tele-prompter reading lesson because I'll never hear it anyway.
FOAD,
nick
To: saberpride
Believe it... or beheaded.
(hanging head in shame)
135
posted on
09/06/2006 6:15:20 PM PDT
by
Jo Nuvark
(Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
To: COUNTrecount
My submission
More Cowbell!
136
posted on
09/06/2006 9:56:48 PM PDT
by
Rate_Determining_Step
(US Military - Draining the Swamp of Terrorism since 2001!)
To: COUNTrecount
To: COUNTrecount
And that is the speeews, Katie Couric out.
138
posted on
09/07/2006 11:31:57 AM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
To: meandog
Cronkite: "And that's the way it is..." Couric: See BS news every night...
139
posted on
09/07/2006 11:33:20 AM PDT
by
Positive
(Nothing is sadder than to see a beautiful theory murdered by a gang of brutal facts.)
To: A.Hun
"Thanks to both of you for watching tonight!" Couric: Good night Mrs. Calabash, where ever you are.
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posted on
09/07/2006 11:36:20 AM PDT
by
Positive
(Nothing is sadder than to see a beautiful theory murdered by a gang of brutal facts.)
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