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Let's Help Katie With Her Sign Off (Vanity)
Sept. 6, 2006

Posted on 09/06/2006 6:44:40 AM PDT by COUNTrecount

Last night Katie asked for our help in deciding how she should sign off at the end of her new news(?) program. Let's see what we can come up with.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: fakebutaccurate; nolegsnoratings
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To: COUNTrecount

From the files of Rathergate: "CBS News: We distort, you deride"


121 posted on 09/06/2006 8:49:34 AM PDT by bt_dooftlook (Democrats - the "No Child/Left/Behind" Party)
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To: DCPatriot

I have a friend of the female gender with legs far better than Katie Couric could ever buy.


122 posted on 09/06/2006 8:55:35 AM PDT by Terpfen (And in the second year, Nick Saban said "Let there be a franchise quarterback...")
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To: COUNTrecount

"Good night, I'm Katie Couric and I'm a Capricorn."


123 posted on 09/06/2006 9:00:36 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: COUNTrecount
That's the world tonight from my perspective, join me again tomorrow for more left wing horse crap. I'm Katie Colon, Good night.
124 posted on 09/06/2006 9:03:49 AM PDT by hiramknight (going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordian...Schwarpskoff)
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To: COUNTrecount

Couric: "And that's the way we, at SeeB.S., wish it was..."


125 posted on 09/06/2006 9:05:47 AM PDT by RexFamilia
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To: Terpfen

Don't we all?


126 posted on 09/06/2006 9:11:58 AM PDT by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
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To: COUNTrecount

I sent in this:

That's all the news that's Left for today.


127 posted on 09/06/2006 10:55:11 AM PDT by wildbill
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To: COUNTrecount

"We all know that crap is king, eat your dirty laundry."


128 posted on 09/06/2006 10:57:23 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: COUNTrecount
"That's tonights seeBS News Digest!
We digested the news and you just got what's Left!"
129 posted on 09/06/2006 11:10:00 AM PDT by LZ_Bayonet
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To: COUNTrecount

I think she is embarrassing! Why would a self-professed journalist ask for suggestions on how to sign off? It shows a total lack of confidence. You didn't see Brian Williams or Brit Hume "asking" for such advice...or even thinking that any of us cared enough to give it.
For me, I'll always love Brit's..."fair, balanced, and unafraid"
If Couric can't figure this out, why should we listen to anything she says???


130 posted on 09/06/2006 2:35:36 PM PDT by t2buckeye
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To: patriotspride

Yea! Hey Katie take a million and go buy one! Maybe Howard Dean has one he'll sell cheap!


131 posted on 09/06/2006 3:04:20 PM PDT by klb1 (I stand with GWB)
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To: t2buckeye

i'm so glad I checked to see if someone else felt the way I did. You express exactly how I feel about Katie's silly little contest to come up with a cutesy pie sign-off.

You wrote:

"I think she is embarrassing! Why would a self-professed journalist ask for suggestions on how to sign off? It shows a total lack of confidence. You didn't see Brian Williams or Brit Hume "asking" for such advice...or even thinking that any of us cared enough to give it.
For me, I'll always love Brit's..."fair, balanced, and unafraid"
If Couric can't figure this out, why should we listen to anything she says???"

Bravo!


132 posted on 09/06/2006 5:40:58 PM PDT by YaYa123
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To: COUNTrecount
So, you like my legs...

USE A CONDOM!

133 posted on 09/06/2006 5:42:08 PM PDT by JOE6PAK (Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me-for meeeeeee!)
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To: COUNTrecount
Dear CBS,

I don't care how Ms. Couric signs off her nightly tele-prompter reading lesson because I'll never hear it anyway.

FOAD,

nick

134 posted on 09/06/2006 6:13:53 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (You! Shake your junk!)
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To: saberpride

Believe it... or beheaded.

(hanging head in shame)


135 posted on 09/06/2006 6:15:20 PM PDT by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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To: COUNTrecount
My submission

More Cowbell!


136 posted on 09/06/2006 9:56:48 PM PDT by Rate_Determining_Step (US Military - Draining the Swamp of Terrorism since 2001!)
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To: COUNTrecount

BTTT


137 posted on 09/07/2006 11:25:09 AM PDT by Right_in_Virginia
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To: COUNTrecount

And that is the speeews, Katie Couric out.


138 posted on 09/07/2006 11:31:57 AM PDT by CJ Wolf
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To: meandog
Cronkite: "And that's the way it is..."

Couric: See BS news every night...

139 posted on 09/07/2006 11:33:20 AM PDT by Positive (Nothing is sadder than to see a beautiful theory murdered by a gang of brutal facts.)
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To: A.Hun
"Thanks to both of you for watching tonight!"

Couric: Good night Mrs. Calabash, where ever you are.

140 posted on 09/07/2006 11:36:20 AM PDT by Positive (Nothing is sadder than to see a beautiful theory murdered by a gang of brutal facts.)
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