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Let's Help Katie With Her Sign Off (Vanity)
Sept. 6, 2006
Posted on 09/06/2006 6:44:40 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
Last night Katie asked for our help in deciding how she should sign off at the end of her new news(?) program. Let's see what we can come up with.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: fakebutaccurate; nolegsnoratings
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To: COUNTrecount
"Goodnight Chet . . . . Who's Chet?"
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:01:14 AM PDT
by
trebb
("I am the way... no one comes to the Father, but by me..." - Jesus in John 14:6 (RSV))
To: COUNTrecount
"I'm Katie Couric, and I suck out loud. Good night America."
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:04:14 AM PDT
by
rudypoot
To: All
That's the news. I Katie Couric and I HATE President Bush.
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:04:54 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The media and the democrats are the biggest supporters of the terrorists.)
To: COUNTrecount
"Try a colonoscopy, they're fun."
64
posted on
09/06/2006 7:04:56 AM PDT
by
vox_freedom
(Matthew 5:37 But let your speech be yea, yea: no, no)
To: COUNTrecount
Good Night Mr. Rather....Where Ever You Are.
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:05:35 AM PDT
by
alarm rider
(Those that vote for RINOS knowingly, have already admitted defeat.)
To: COUNTrecount
GOOD NIGHT! [shouted into the mic ala Garrett Morris closed caption Sat. Night Live skit]. GO TO BED NOW AND DON'T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR GERITOL!!!
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:06:11 AM PDT
by
anton
To: trebb
"Goodnight Chet or whoever you are. Move your arm."
"And that's the way I wish it was."
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:06:13 AM PDT
by
dhuffman@awod.com
(The conspiracy of ignorance masquerades as common sense.)
To: linda_22003
Re Kangas' "Wishing you the best of goodbyes!"
I always thought he was making a joke by saying "good buys". It is a stock advice show basically, so I thought he was wishing us luck in our purchases.
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:06:37 AM PDT
by
Stirner
To: Terpfen
'Ya like my legs...dontcha?'
69
posted on
09/06/2006 7:06:51 AM PDT
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
To: COUNTrecount
"That's my news. Good night."
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:07:26 AM PDT
by
ryan71
To: All
"Seriously, I didn't make that stuff up"
To: COUNTrecount
"Join me again tomorrow for another thorough colon cleansing!"
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:08:56 AM PDT
by
NearlyNormal
(Our military wins wars, the liberals and their MSM lose them.)
To: A.Hun
"Thanks to both of you for watching tonight!"ROTFL!! Made my coffee come out my nose!
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:09:02 AM PDT
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
To: COUNTrecount
I prefer to keep it simple: "So long, suckers!"
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:11:03 AM PDT
by
Doohickey
(I am not unappeasable. YOU are just too easily appeased.)
To: COUNTrecount
Good night from New York, where CBS News is like my face- made up!
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:11:49 AM PDT
by
SE Mom
(Proud mom of an Iraq war combat vet-prayers for the kidnapped Israeli Soldiers)
To: COUNTrecount
"And that's our colonoscopy on the world tonight" ?
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:12:17 AM PDT
by
Timocrat
(I Emanate on your Auras and Penumbras Mr Blackmun)
To: COUNTrecount
And that's the way it is when you have yeast itch.
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:13:21 AM PDT
by
boomop1
(there you go again)
To: COUNTrecount
There is no way I'm talking out of my a$$ because there's a probe blocking my BS!
78
posted on
09/06/2006 7:13:47 AM PDT
by
GunnyHartman
(The DNC, misunderestimating Dubya's strategery since 2000.)
To: GunnyHartman
is that a real pic? omgosh
To: COUNTrecount
I'm Katie Couric. If you have a hot news tip...
...Or for a good time...
...Call me at 1-976-K-COURIC. Goodnight.
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:15:48 AM PDT
by
Ghengis
(Alexander was a wuss!)
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