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In my opinion, that's 41 pounds down and about 150 more that need to go.

Reading between the lines, it does not appear that things are going all that well for the aging Stalinist dictator.

1 posted on 09/05/2006 8:45:28 AM PDT by Zakeet
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To: Zakeet
Decomposition has that effect on a corpse.
2 posted on 09/05/2006 8:46:46 AM PDT by WV Mountain Mama (Great run Andre, tennis will miss you!! RIP Steve, prayers for Terri, Bindi and Bob.)
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To: Zakeet

I wish he'd die already.


3 posted on 09/05/2006 8:47:33 AM PDT by dfwgator
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"Don't worry... Everything will be fine. The health of your great leader is improving. As proof that I am still in charge, I hereby pronounce that everyone will be alotted an additional serving of rice and beans. Yes, yes, I know.... You don't have to thank me. Just eat and enjoy."


4 posted on 09/05/2006 8:49:52 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Zakeet

DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not!
CART MASTER:
He isn't?
CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.


:)


5 posted on 09/05/2006 8:50:39 AM PDT by anthropos
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Here's hoping he dies a short, but painful death.


6 posted on 09/05/2006 8:51:39 AM PDT by BW2221
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To all of the conspiracy theorist that insisted he was dead several weeks ago:

I told you so!

7 posted on 09/05/2006 8:52:48 AM PDT by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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8 posted on 09/05/2006 8:55:33 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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Anyone see "Moon Over Parador", where Richard Dreyfuss, standing in for the dead dictator, "loses" 40 lbs so that the flabby dictator will fit his frame, and he can play him without padding? Wonder who they have hired to play Castro? LOL!


11 posted on 09/05/2006 9:09:40 AM PDT by 50sDad (ST3d: Real Star Trek 3d Chess: http://my.ohio.voyager.net/~abartmes/tactical.htm)
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To: Zakeet
the "most critical moment" was behind him.
In other words, how he started losing weight in the first place. (just like Raoul)

-Eric

13 posted on 09/05/2006 9:24:02 AM PDT by E Rocc (Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)
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Only 41 pounds!

If they cleaned the sh*t out of Castro entirely, they could bury the SOB in a matchbox!


14 posted on 09/05/2006 10:52:05 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism.)
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