Katie Couric Interviews HERSELF

Jewish World Review ^ | Sept 5,2006 | Patrick Hurley

[AmericanMade1776]

Katie: “Hello everyone, this is Katie, America’s sweetheart as I prepare for my very first national news anchor position and, I might add, the very FIRST woman to ever permanently sit in the chair as the very first national news anchor position and, I might add further, the very first woman to ever be on the Today Show AND permanently sit in the chair…”

Producer: (speaking into her ear piece) “Uh, Katie, can we get to your guest now?”

Katie: “My guest tonight on this prime time news special as I prepare for my very first national news anchor position is a woman who has been a pioneer in news broadcasting. She is courageous, insightful, fun, intelligent, perceptive, lovable, tough…

Produceer: “Katie!”

Katie: “Meet my wonderful guest…MYSELF! Hi, how am I this evening, Katie?”

Katie II: “I am great, Katie! Tomorrow night is the BIG night! How do I look?”

Katie: “The GLORIOUS night, yes! Oh, I am looking SLIMMER! I will be making televisiou news history. I bet I can’t wait…”

Katie II: “I have been dreaming of this day since I was a little girl growing up and watching my hero, Jane Pauley! Of course, she never was a permanent news anchor, but she taught me a lot about how to do hard news in a way that made America smile…”

[old and cranky]

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

[Corin Stormhands]

Mom always said I'd go blind if I did that...

[maggief]

[frankenMonkey]

I'm going to go waaayyy out on a limb here, and say dear, sweet, k-k-katie moves to the political center, ala bubba clinton. with nbc and abc covering the commies, and fox losing their conservative viewers, cbs can capture the middle, and increase their numbers.

but then again, i could be in need of much more coffee this morning...

[AmericanMade1776]

Shisk Boom Bah, C BS Bomb!

[AmericanMade1776]

Tonight is the Opening Act of "C"ouric BS

[jackieaxe]

I don't give a crap about Katie Couric. She reads the news, she is not nor should not be the news. Also, the toughest reporting assignment she ever had was covering the Pentagon for a short stretch. From what I can tell is her qualifications are she's good looking and perky. Maybe if she worked for the Naked News I'd be more interested.

[BaBaStooey]

Connie Chung alert!

[lionheart 247365]

BARF !!!

[small voice in the wilderness]

I don't think so. Katie loves the liberal cocktail and canapes circuit too much to risk being thought of as *moderate*. It's too difficult to hide *smug* *snide* and *vicious* on a regular basis.

[TexasCajun]

Perky News Readers are highly overpaid IMO.

[AmericanMade1776]

Katie Couric the finaly uncut version.

[stm]

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I....."

[TexasCajun]

Katie III:

"I just hope I'm as good at making up news as my mentor Dan 'FakeButAccurate' Rather."

[freekitty]

Just the title alone is enough to explain Katie. LOL

[upchuck]

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

Please?

[maine-iac7]

From what I can tell is her qualifications are she's good looking and perky.

ahhh- she is now middle age - and middle and no longer 'perky' - her attempt to hang onto "perky" is laughable.

She has been out of the public eye just about the time it takes to get a major 'nip and tuck' makeover - ala Gretta.

I will not be tuning in to see her debut - not going to contribute to the opening ratings

[Mr. K]

CBS...Titanic...re-arranging deck chairs...

[shield]

Katie Barfbag...stated on an ad for her nightly news segment...'whom would you like to interview...she stated she'd like to interview OBL and several other terrorist including the nutjob President of Iran' My thoughts were during WWII what would the American Public have done if an American Journalist would have interviewed Hitler right in the middle of WWII?