[libstripper]

Time for a little fun with our legless friends.

[Drango]

Unfortunately, he also got really stressed and defecated all over my bathroom.

Snake s***

[dangus]

I think I'll stick to puppies.

[dangus]

[Thombo2]

"Time for a little fun with our legless friends."Sounds more like the "legless friend" was having some fun with his owner.Anyways....as the author found out,snakes that big are very strong,fast,and can become very agressive,very quickly.

[MAD-AS-HELL]

Sorta of like what the democrats have done to us and now the Repubicans with all their spending and ignoring illegal immigration....slowly constricting us (middle class) to death.

[Abathar]

"Fortunately, he released and I was able to work the coils off me. Unfortunately, he also got really stressed and defecated all over my bathroom. "

LOL! When it constricts does it come squirting out like ketchup packet and fly everywhere?

[Jack Hammer]

So... next time maybe a little Lab puppy or a Golden Retriever?

[Americanchild]

Herpetologist, my a$$! This guy is a wuss and stupid.

I've been bitten in the face by a large Burmese python. It doesn't really hurt because their teeth are so small and fine. And I had the presence of mind to keep one hand free so those coils wouldn't come anywhere near my neck. An adult human can unwind a large snake.

[leda]

ok, first, you NEVER stick your hand in the tank when you
feed your snake. very stupid move. there's a right way and
wrong way to feed 'em, ya know.

second, our son's pet ball python defecated once while he was
holding it, too. very messy and, yep, it was stinky too. he quickly
learned not to hold it a day or so after feeding it, and he learned
the signs to watch for to prevent another surprise like that. ;)

[Vinnie]

My brother caught an 8' boa in the wild in Brazil.
It wrapped around his arm.
He said his arm was numb in a few minutes.

It took a second person to get it off.

[johnny7]

Kessenich. Sure it ain't... Kucinich?

[diamond6]

I know that I will probably get flamed for this, but I think anyone that keeps snakes as pets are disturbed and creepy.

Flame away!

[Caipirabob]

Sounds as bad as trying to give a cat a bath!

[JustaDumbBlonde]

"He dug in and I started bleeding. Was it painful? Well, he has about eighty needlelike teeth, and he left a U shape on my arm. So I'd say yes."

[savedbygrace]

Here are some other python pix:

http://www.african-safari-journals.com/python-pictures.html

[Don Corleone]

Doctors advice...If it hurts when you do that...don't do that!

[Defiant]

I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
And I don't like it very much.

Oh no, oh no, he swallowed my toe, he swallowed my toe.

Oh gee, oh gee, he's up to my knee, he's up to my knee.

Oh fiddle, oh fiddle, he's reached my middle, he's reached my middle.

Oh heck, oh heck, he's up to my neck, he's up to my neck.

Oh dread, oh dread, he's swallowed my [gulp].

The things you learn when you have kids, and there's a guy named Raffi.

[BunnySlippers]

I love Esquire ...

[Dumpster Baby]