FReeper Canteen ~ Music For Our Troops ~ 26 Aug 2006

Serving The Best Troops In The World | Canteen Deejays

[MoJo2001]

~ Tunes For Our Troops ~

Music Links
*Support the artists!! All links provided at the top!

ArtistDirect

Soma (Alternative)

Acaza

AudioRealm

VH1

Yahoo! Launch Music

Radio Disney

Live-Radio Net

ITunes

Amazon

Salsa Radio

MTV

CMT

Ticketmaster

Billboard

ClubFM

Internet Radio

AOL Music

Sonique (Lycos)

Real Radio

Live365

971TheRiver

GotRadio

Wherehouse

Target

Shoutcast

AFRTS

VH1

XM Radio

BET

audiophile

Virgin Radio

 

 

Why We're Here!
 

Army	Navy	Air Force	Marines	Coast Guard

 

Canteen Deejays

A list of the people that make the Canteen threads possible through music!

acad1228
AZAmericonnie
beachn4fun
Colonel_Flagg
Drumbo
El Gran Salseron
EsmeraldaA
GodBlessUSA
GoldStarBrother
HiJinx
Kathy In Alaska
laurenmarlowe
LUV W
MoJo2001
Mrs.Nooseman
mylife
Randy Larsen
StarCMC
tomkow6
trussell
Gucho
WestVirginiaRebel
Starwisel
LowOil
Susannah

Welcome to the FReeper Canteen! We're honored to have you with us for another weekend of fun, music, and amusement. We hope that you enjoy the selections provided at the top of the thread and throughout the entire thread. If you love our military, currently or served in the past, we hope you feel comfortable. Thank you for your service to our country. To our allies, thank you for all you do by standing with us!!
 

Until you return home, we're here!!

 

How this works!

1. Selections are provided for the enjoyment of our Troops, Veterans, Allies, and their family members. They're priority numero uno! Got it?

2. You can request music via the thread by pinging laurenmarlowe.

3. If you are just a lurker and not a member of FR, you are welcome to send us requests via email at musicrequests4u@gmail.com . Please put *Music Request* in the subject line. If we don't get back to you right away, please don't fret. We'll get there. These threads tend to fly! If you're a FReeper, ping laurenmarlowe or do it via FReepmail. Please help us free up the email for lurkers!

4. Not all music will be appropriate for kids. We welcome families to enjoy the music, but the ULTIMATE RESPONSIBILITY lies with you and not us. If you click on something and are offended, that's on you. We try to provide ample warning, but it's your mouse and decision.

5. Want to tick us off quickly? Hotlink our music! That is an absolute no-no! This is provided free of charge to our Troops, Veterans, Allies, and their families. Hotlinking takes bandwidth that could be given to them.

Jukeboxes at the Canteen are created through this program! Be careful! The music might be offensive on the site!

Jukeboxes

 

Artist/Compilation	Information *Double click jukeboxes to play
Native Australian Music	Aboriginal Music
Various Artists	Music of 2005
Various Jazz Artists	Verve Remixed
Ashlee Simpson	Pop Rock
Compiled by a man we all love and miss!	TexasCowboy's Jukebox
Various Artists	Soul Music
Avril Lavigne	Under My Skin
Shark Island *Classic Rock	Gathering Of The Faithful
Babylon A.D *Classic Rock	In The Beginning
Various Artists	Rock Unplugged
Blue Moon Rising *Bluegrass	Raised By Pain
Various Artists	Blues Story 1
Various Artists	Blues Story 2
Various Artists	Blues Train Story *Blues songs that deal with trains!
Memphis Minnie	The Best Of
Russ Ballard	Voices
Various Artists	Women Of The Blues

 

 

Artist/Compilation	Information
Los Lobos	Just Another Band
Various Artists	Blue Yule
Joe Satriani	The Electric
Bo Diddley	A Man Amongst Men
Bon Jovi	Crossroad (Greatest Hits)
Various Artists	Jock Jams
Joan Jett	Greatest Hits
Jim Croce	Greatest Hits
The Grateful Dead	Reckoning
The Booby Traps	Self Titled
Various Artists	Delta Blues
The Diskords	Rock
Eric Clapton & Friends	Crossroads Guitar Festival

 

~ Parade Of Nations ~
*Honoring those Nations that have stood with us
in fighting the War On Terror! Thank you Allies!

 

Israel	Australia	USA	United Kingdom	Latvia

Iceland	Poland	Italy	Denmark	Croatia

Czech Republic	Estonia	New Zealand	Slovakia	Slovenia

Canada		Norway	Finland

 

[Kathy in Alaska]

About 2 weeks....I'm reminded each day to think about what you ask for. LOL!! And I didn't think about washing out roads and bridges. We don't have alternate routes available.

[EsmeraldaA]

If you would like to be added/removed from the Canteen Ping List,
please FReepmail MoJo2001 or Kathy In Alaska.

Hootie & The Blowfish ~~ I'm Goin' Home
Genre: Rock
Warning: DO NOT CLICK if you think you'll be offended


Please ping laurenmarlowe If you would like for us to play a song for the troops. Thank you!
Want to by the music, concert tickets or get information about the artist?
Please go to the top of the thread. We are proud to provide various links
so you can purchase and support the artists.

[Kathy in Alaska]

LOL! The ogre is clueless....did he bother to ask how you were? Did you tell him you needed to just sit in a chair all day and HE could do the running around? Hehehe

[blackie]

Afternoon, Tomkow! ;)

The Cubs lost another one. I don't think they'll make the playoffs this year.

[StarCMC]

Nazareth - Hair Of The Dog

Night Ranger - When You Close Your Eyes

Nightwish - Elvenpath

Nightwish - Phantom of the Opera

Nine Inch Nails - Only

Click at your own risk!

[Kathy in Alaska]

wh!!

Congratulations to octavedoc!!

[AZamericonnie]

~~Tunes For The Troops~~

 

Revelation Theory~Selfish & Cold

Death Cab For Cutie~I Will Follow You

Alternative rock. Click at your own risk!:)

Want more information about the artists we play? Perhaps you'd like to buy concert tickets or their CDs? Click the links provided at the top of the thread for more information!

[EsmeraldaA]

Hehehe
No, he didn't ask. And I think he expects everything to be as normal as ever by Monday.

[StarCMC]

Backatcha!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Parental Alert!!

Welcome Troops, Veterans, Families, and Allies!
Music posted for your enjoyment. Thank you for serving our country.

Sweet Georgia Brown

*If you would like to support the artists you hear in the Canteen, please go to the top of the thread.
We are proud to provide links for that support.*

If you would like to be added/removed from the
Canteen Music Ping List, please
FReepmail MoJo2001 or Kathy In Alaska

*** Please ping laurenmarlowe for your requests. Thank you! ***

[AZamericonnie]

Oh goodie...you found it! Hope your having a lovley weekend!

*smooches*

[HoosierHawk]

Hi. I did, thanks.

I hope all's well with you. At least less rain, I hope.

[Lady Jag]

While we had two months of rain this spring, you needed rain. Be thankful that it's only been 2 weeks.

(so far).

[Kathy in Alaska]

All is well....rain has slacked way off, with only showers predicted for the next few days. We need some drying out time.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Parental Alert!!

Welcome Troops, Veterans, Families, and Allies!
Music posted for your enjoyment. Thank you for serving our country.

Freddie Weller ~ The Promised Land

*If you would like to support the artists you hear in the Canteen, please go to the top of the thread.
We are proud to provide links for that support.*

If you would like to be added/removed from the
Canteen Music Ping List, please
FReepmail MoJo2001 or Kathy In Alaska

*** Please ping laurenmarlowe for your requests. Thank you! ***

[Kathy in Alaska]

You have a point. The next problem is when it gets cold....we need bunches of snow before deep freeze, or BROKEN/FROZEN PIPES HERE WE COME!!! Leave a dribble of water on all the time.

Your year has been a lot of firsts, has it not?

[StarCMC]

I was wrong -- it's from the sketch called "Fish License."

 

Fish Licence

Customer:
Hello, I would like to buy a fish license, please.

Shopkeeper:
A what?

Customer:
A license for my pet fish, Eric.

Shopkeeper:
How did you know my name was Eric?

Customer:
No no no, my fish's name is Eric, Eric the fish. He's an halibut.

Shopkeeper:
What?

Customer:
He is...an...halibut.

Shopkeeper:
You've got a pet halibut?

Customer:
Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.

Shopkeeper:
You must be a looney.

Customer:
I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney; furthermore, Dawn Pailthorpe, the lady show-jumper, had a clam, called Stafford, after the late Chancellor, Allan Bullock has two pikes, both called Chris, and Marcel Proust had an haddock! So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a looney, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

Shopkeeper:
Alright, alright, alright. A license.

Customer:
Yes.

Shopkeeper:
For a fish.

Customer:
Yes.

Shopkeeper:
You are a looney.

Customer:
Look, it's a bleeding pet, isn't it? I've got a license for me pet dog Eric, and I've got a license for me pet cat Eric...

Shopkeeper:
You don't need a license for your cat.

Customer:
I bleeding well do and I got one. He can't be called Eric without it--

Shopkeeper:
There's no such thing as a bloody cat license.

Customer:
Yes there is!

Shopkeeper:
Isn't!

Customer:
Is!

Shopkeeper:
Isn't!

Customer:
I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?

Shopkeeper:
This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon.

Customer:
The man didn't have the right form.

Shopkeeper:
What man?

Customer:
The man from the cat detector van.

Shopkeeper:
The looney detector van, you mean.

Customer:
Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.

Shopkeeper:
What cat detector van?

Customer:
The cat detector van from the Ministry of Housinge.

Shopkeeper:
Housinge?

Customer:
It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant!. I never seen so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards! And Eric, being such a happy cat, was a piece of cake.

Shopkeeper:
How much did you pay for this?

Customer:
Sixty quid, and eight for the fruit-bat.

Shopkeeper:
What fruit-bat?

Customer:
Eric the fruit-bat.

Shopkeeper:
Are all your pets called Eric?

Customer:
There's nothing so odd about that: Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul!

 

Shopkeeper:
No he didn't!

Customer:
Did!

Shopkeeper:
Didn't!

Customer:
Did, did, did, did, did and did!

Shopkeeper:
Oh, all right.

 

Customer:
Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a fish license?

Shopkeeper:
I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.

Customer:
In that case, give me a bee license.

Shopkeeper:
A license for your pet bee?

Customer:
Yes.

Shopkeeper:
Called Eric? Eric the Bee?

Customer:
No.

Shopkeeper:
No?

Customer:
No, Eric the Half-Bee. He had an accident.

Shopkeeper:
You're off your chump.

Customer:
Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquiallism to imply that my sanity is not up to scratch, or indeed to deny the semi-existence of my little chum Eric the Half-Bee, I shall have to ask you to listen to this! Take it away, Eric the orchestra leader!.......

A one... two.... A one.. two.. three..four...

[piano intro]

Half a bee, philosophically, must, ipso facto, half not be.
 

But half the bee
has got to be,
vis a vis
its entity - do you see?

But can a bee
be said to be
or not to be
an entire bee
when half the bee
is not a bee
due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, 1 2 3,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this retched demi-bee,
half asleep upon my knee,
some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee.


Fiddle dee dum,
Fiddle dee dee,
Eric the half bee.

Ho ho ho,
Tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive employee-ee-ee
[with buzzing in background]
bisected accidentally
one summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally... [together]
...semi-carnally

[spoken]

The end

'Cyril Connelly?'
No! 'Semi-carnally'
Oh!

Cyril Connelly [sung softly and slowly]

 

[EsmeraldaA]

If you would like to be added/removed from the Canteen Ping List,
please FReepmail MoJo2001 or Kathy In Alaska.

Hootie & The Blowfish ~~ Drowning
Genre: Rock
Warning: DO NOT CLICK if you think you'll be offended


Please ping laurenmarlowe If you would like for us to play a song for the troops. Thank you!
Want to by the music, concert tickets or get information about the artist?
Please go to the top of the thread. We are proud to provide various links
so you can purchase and support the artists.

[EsmeraldaA]

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[EsmeraldaA]

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